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THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Duchess - 06-08-2012



It's a beautiful day in my kingdom. Grab it & growl, Mockers.

I hope each & every one of you get exactly what you deserve today & in the coming days.

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RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Donovan - 06-08-2012

That is all at once a beautiful and horrible thing to say.

Well done.

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Ma Huang Sor - 06-08-2012

When I grab it, it always gets angry and spits at me.

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - IMaDick - 06-08-2012

I always seem to get less than I deserve, I know how difficult I can be to satisfy.

I deserve a shot of your cleavage Duchess, am I going to get it?

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - username - 06-08-2012

(06-08-2012, 11:50 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I always seem to get less than I deserve...

When you grab it?

If that's all there is, not much point in whining about it.

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - IMaDick - 06-08-2012

(06-08-2012, 11:54 AM)username Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 11:50 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I always seem to get less than I deserve...

When you grab it?

If that's all there is, not much point in whining about it.

I didn't mean to make you jealous.

You are welcome to show me your cleavage also.

In fact this weekend would be a good time for a cleavage contest I will volunteer to be a judge.

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Ma Huang Sor - 06-08-2012

did you finally figure out how to motorboat?

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - IMaDick - 06-08-2012

I taught a lot of girls and later in life a lot of women how to enjoy motor boating.

I was air powered.

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Cracker - 06-08-2012

(06-08-2012, 12:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I was air powered.

hah

No shit.

I'm getting busy now so I can get what I deserve...

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Duchess - 06-08-2012

(06-08-2012, 09:07 AM)Donovan Wrote: I deserve a shot of your cleavage Duchess, am I going to get it?


No. Once I show that my cover as a wildebeest would be blown. [Image: slap.gif]

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Duchess - 06-08-2012



Stupid fucked up quote. gawddamnit! Taz

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - IMaDick - 06-08-2012

(06-08-2012, 01:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Stupid fucked up quote. gawddamnit! Taz

You've been hanging out with Ramsey haven't you? hah

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - HairOfTheDog - 06-08-2012

(06-08-2012, 08:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:

It's a beautiful day in my kingdom. Grab it & growl, Mockers.

I hope each & every one of you get exactly what you deserve today & in the coming days.

27

Now I'm getting motivated. Grab and Growl - good idea. After that, I know what I deserve, but I'm gonna shoot for more anyway. Smiley_emoticons_smile

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTViJ_-9jmqIryDDAsm8aa...nF-7mdeBBg]

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - IMaDick - 06-08-2012

(06-08-2012, 01:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 08:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:

It's a beautiful day in my kingdom. Grab it & growl, Mockers.

I hope each & every one of you get exactly what you deserve today & in the coming days.

27

Now I'm getting motivated. Grab and Growl - good idea. After that, I know what I deserve, but I'm gonna shoot for more anyway. Smiley_emoticons_smile

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTViJ_-9jmqIryDDAsm8aa...nF-7mdeBBg]

I hope you get loads.

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Duchess - 06-08-2012

(06-08-2012, 01:15 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You've been hanging out with Ramsey haven't you? hah


If I had a choice between you & her, I'd take her, at least she's fun and knows how to laugh. I have no desire to spend the rest of my life in prison for slitting your throat while you slept because you're an insufferable, buzzkill fuck. Beat it, bitch.

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - IMaDick - 06-08-2012

(06-08-2012, 01:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 01:15 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You've been hanging out with Ramsey haven't you? hah


If I had a choice between you & her, I'd take her, at least she's fun and knows how to laugh. I have no desire to spend the rest of my life in prison for slitting your throat while you slept because you're an insufferable, buzzkill fuck. Beat it, bitch.

If i'm laughing your post is as irrelevant as always.

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Ma Huang Sor - 06-08-2012

(06-08-2012, 01:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 01:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 08:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:

It's a beautiful day in my kingdom. Grab it & growl, Mockers.

I hope each & every one of you get exactly what you deserve today & in the coming days.

27

Now I'm getting motivated. Grab and Growl - good idea. After that, I know what I deserve, but I'm gonna shoot for more anyway. Smiley_emoticons_smile

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTViJ_-9jmqIryDDAsm8aa...nF-7mdeBBg]

I hope you get loads.

Bukakke?

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Duchess - 06-08-2012

(06-08-2012, 01:22 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If i'm laughing your post is as irrelevant as always.


Yes, Paco, you are irrelevant. Get it? *smirk*

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - ramseycat - 06-08-2012

(06-08-2012, 01:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 01:15 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You've been hanging out with Ramsey haven't you? hah


If I had a choice between you & her, I'd take her, at least she's fun and knows how to laugh. I have no desire to spend the rest of my life in prison for slitting your throat while you slept because you're an insufferable, buzzkill fuck. Beat it, bitch.

I'd hang with you two Duchess. We'd drink and shop for shoes and do The Carlton when we found some fabulous shoes with a bag to match!

(put a pillow over Dick's face while he sleeps. Less messy than a knife. Put some Benedryl in his beer so he sleeps good. Smiley_emoticons_wink

RE: THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - IMaDick - 06-08-2012

(06-08-2012, 01:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 01:22 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If i'm laughing your post is as irrelevant as always.


Yes, Paco, you are irrelevant. Get it? *smirk*

hah Yeah Yeah.

I know I know.