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GRRRRRR - Duchess - 06-24-2012
How dare all you people have a life away from Mock when I want to hangout.
RE: GRRRRRR - Clang McFly - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 12:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:
How dare all you people have a life away from Mock when I want to hangout.
Sorry, I'll tell my friends and family, Duchess says I can't hang out with you guys anymore.
I'll need your real name and address so I know where to send the angry mob.
RE: GRRRRRR - ramseycat - 06-24-2012
Sorry Duchess, I was just out and about in my new ride. I love new car smell!!!
RE: GRRRRRR - ramseycat - 06-24-2012
n/m
RE: GRRRRRR - Ma Huang Sor - 06-24-2012
I was just shooting some ropes. After that I have to walk the dog, water the garden do the dishes go to the gym and other things.
RE: GRRRRRR - ramseycat - 06-24-2012
shooting some ropes? Is that the same as shooting some hoops?
RE: GRRRRRR - Ma Huang Sor - 06-24-2012
LOL no during a male orgasm the ejaculatory fluid is released from the penis with strong force in large streams. It is not a dribble and they travel a decent distance, anywhere from 8 inches up to several feet.
RE: GRRRRRR - Ma Huang Sor - 06-24-2012
I can usually get at least a foot with most of mine.
RE: GRRRRRR - username - 06-24-2012
I'm sitting in the parking lot outside the gym. Stalling.
RE: GRRRRRR - Ma Huang Sor - 06-24-2012
You can do my workout for me today, ok?
RE: GRRRRRR - username - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 02:13 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: You can do my workout for me today, ok?
I don't want to do mine!! Sucking it up...squats and lunges, here I come. Blurg.
RE: GRRRRRR - Ma Huang Sor - 06-24-2012
Watching you do squats and lunges might be entertaining.
RE: GRRRRRR - Duchess - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 02:07 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: LOL no during a male orgasm the ejaculatory fluid is released from the penis with strong force in large streams. It is not a dribble and they travel a decent distance, anywhere from 8 inches up to several feet.
Did you ever leave your garden hose out in the hot sun & upon turning the water on the hose begins to jerk in your hand?
RE: GRRRRRR - Ma Huang Sor - 06-24-2012
I've done that.
RE: GRRRRRR - Donovan - 06-24-2012
Sorry. I'd be around more but I had the chance to spend an uninterrupted weekend with my imaginary girlfriend and it turns out she's really good at stuff I like to do while naked. I forgot there even was such a thing as internet. Truthfully I forgot my own name for like an hour or so. Good thing my underwear had names on the label or I still wouldn't know my name is Donovan Hanes.
RE: GRRRRRR - Cracker - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 02:41 PM)Donovan Wrote: my imaginary girlfriend and it turns out she's really good at stuff I like to do while naked. I forgot there even was such a thing as internet. Truthfully I forgot my own name for like an hour or so.
Didn't work for ramsey, not sure why you think it's working for you...
RE: GRRRRRR - ramseycat - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 02:07 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: LOL no during a male orgasm the ejaculatory fluid is released from the penis with strong force in large streams. It is not a dribble and they travel a decent distance, anywhere from 8 inches up to several feet.
**sigh**
RE: GRRRRRR - ramseycat - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 03:35 PM)Cracker Wrote:(06-24-2012, 02:41 PM)Donovan Wrote: my imaginary girlfriend and it turns out she's really good at stuff I like to do while naked. I forgot there even was such a thing as internet. Truthfully I forgot my own name for like an hour or so.
Didn't work for ramsey, not sure why you think it's working for you...
It warms my heart that Cracker still has me on her mind.
RE: GRRRRRR - Riotgear - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 02:41 PM)Donovan Wrote: Sorry. I'd be around more but I had the chance to spend an uninterrupted weekend with my imaginary girlfriend and it turns out she's really good at stuff I like to do while naked. I forgot there even was such a thing as internet. Truthfully I forgot my own name for like an hour or so. Good thing my underwear had names on the label or I still wouldn't know my name is Donovan Hanes.
BAN!
RE: GRRRRRR - Donovan - 06-24-2012
(06-24-2012, 03:35 PM)Cracker Wrote:(06-24-2012, 02:41 PM)Donovan Wrote: my imaginary girlfriend and it turns out she's really good at stuff I like to do while naked. I forgot there even was such a thing as internet. Truthfully I forgot my own name for like an hour or so.
Didn't work for ramsey, not sure why you think it's working for you...
Oh it's working all right, I'm tired as hell. I might have overdone it the first time out, she won't leave me alone now.