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Good Morning you vindictive - IMaDick - 06-30-2012

small minded and hateful bitch.

There are times when I would like to push the reset button on some people.hah


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - Riotgear - 06-30-2012

I love you too.


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - Donovan - 06-30-2012

Sup Gear, how's the weather down there? We're pushing 90-some, all sunshine and butterflies and shit.


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - Riotgear - 06-30-2012

You know how it is - Same exact shit every fucking day. I'm thinking about moving north. South Oregon/Northern California. I have to get some goddamn variation.

As soon as my EBT card gets here I'm going to use it to rent a Uhaul then I'm gonna bounce.


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - OnBendedKnee - 06-30-2012

Same circus, different clowns.


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - Riotgear - 06-30-2012

I think several of these might be the same clowns.


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - Ma Huang Sor - 06-30-2012

Quote:Same circus, different clowns.

^Care to squeeze the wheeze? We're all bozos on this bus, you know...


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - OnBendedKnee - 06-30-2012

You can't leave.
Your freshly restored doors won't let you.


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - Ma Huang Sor - 06-30-2012

hah


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - Riotgear - 06-30-2012

Damn it. I guess I'm just going to have to take a bong hit.


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - OnBendedKnee - 06-30-2012

Stoned?
You live in San Marcos.

You'll blend right in.


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - HairOfTheDog - 06-30-2012

Sorry, Dick. I swear, I'm gonna change my ways.



Starting tomorrow; promise...


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - Riotgear - 06-30-2012

Hey now- My doctor who has tiny dredlocks and a purple office says I'm a very sick man.


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - OnBendedKnee - 06-30-2012

One lesson I've learned in life over the years:
I stopped taking advice from tiny dreadlock doctors who work out of purple offices.

That sage advice has served me well.


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - Riotgear - 06-30-2012

I've alway secretly suspected she isn't a 'real' doctor. Call it a hunch. If she can pull herself away from the vaporizer for one second I'm going to ask her straight out what's the deal.


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - OnBendedKnee - 06-30-2012

Could be she's secretly a russian slut?


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - Riotgear - 06-30-2012

Nah, too friendly. But the thought had crossed my mind as it always does.


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - OnBendedKnee - 06-30-2012

Every man's fantasy:
A russian gal with dreadlocks and an affinity for purple paint.


RE: Good Morning you vindictive - Riotgear - 06-30-2012

More of a BOLO for.