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Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Printable Version

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Good Morning to a slimy bitch - IMaDick - 07-01-2012

Stop reading and stop looking if what you see bothers you.

Get the fuck back to your own bullshit.

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - OnBendedKnee - 07-01-2012

Don't allow other peoples behavior to dictate your own.

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RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Duchess - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 12:15 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Don't allow other peoples behavior to dictate your own.

That's something I try to always keep in mind.

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - IMaDick - 07-01-2012

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RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - IMaDick - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 12:15 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Don't allow other peoples behavior to dictate your own.

^^^^^^^^^

It's possible to see this as my behavior dictating the behavior of others.

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - OnBendedKnee - 07-01-2012

Yes, it is.
You're an excellent student.

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - IMaDick - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 12:52 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Yes, it is.
You're an excellent student.

I have a gift for sensing weakness.

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Riotgear - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 01:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(07-01-2012, 12:52 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Yes, it is.
You're an excellent student.

I have a gift for sensing weakness.

Takes one to know one? (ad hominem)

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - OnBendedKnee - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 01:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(07-01-2012, 12:52 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Yes, it is.
You're an excellent student.

I have a gift for sensing weakness.

Keep up this progress and you'll graduate as human in no time.

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - IMaDick - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 01:28 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-01-2012, 01:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(07-01-2012, 12:52 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Yes, it is.
You're an excellent student.

I have a gift for sensing weakness.

Keep up this progress and you'll graduate as human in no time.

And my incentive is to become a moronic brain dead piece of human garbage that is content to live in ignorance.

Got it.

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - OnBendedKnee - 07-01-2012

Wow.
Where's that happy-go-lucky keep reaching for the stars chap that used to be IMaDick?

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Riotgear - 07-01-2012

Right. Who is this half empty guy anyway??

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - OnBendedKnee - 07-01-2012

Half a brain and full ball sacks is no way to go through life.

:(

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Riotgear - 07-01-2012

As you already know I'm against helmets...

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - IMaDick - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 01:53 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Half a brain and full ball sacks is no way to go through life.

:(

checking how full others ball sacks are would be no way to go through life.

I wonder which half the brain is in control of that shit?

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Cracker - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 02:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: checking how full others ball sacks are would be no way to go through life.

It's not so bad.

j/k If I don't get some soon, I am going the way of the clownfish.

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Ma Huang Sor - 07-01-2012

^as long as they turn their head and cough during...

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Duchess - 07-01-2012

(07-01-2012, 03:31 PM)Cracker Wrote: j/k If I don't get some soon, I am going the way of the clownfish.

Thanks!

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - Cracker - 07-01-2012

It's only funny when it isn't you. I'll catch hell about it from my friends this week because the Christians and fatties get way more than I do. Then they'll ask when the last time I got any was and I'll tell them to fuck off. We'll have the conversation (or not so oblique references) five or six times a day for the next few days. Then they will tell every man in every bar we visit. Sometimes they tell strangers in stores/restaurants/public because it is the only thing that makes my face red.

Good thing I have a great sense of humor. Plus, I tear them up and it's the only dirt they have on me. Well, besides the ex-husband. They hate him more than I do.

RE: Good Morning to a slimy bitch - ramseycat - 07-01-2012

Why doesn't the lovely one go out with the many men that still want to fuck her after 15 years if she is so needy? Or make friend's with all the men that try to talk to her in the store forcing her to wear her sunglasses all the time? I am sure that being so lovely, trim, great hair, perfect lips, and I'm sure the list goes on....wouldn't have any trouble finding someone to take care of business with.