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Hey Ima - - Riotgear - 07-09-2012
What kind of porn do you like?
RE: Hey Ima - - IMaDick - 07-09-2012
Get over it RG, you won the biggest man pussy contest the title only lasts a week unless you win it again.
RE: Hey Ima - - Riotgear - 07-09-2012
Jeez man. Take it easy. Just trying to find some middle ground.
So what's your thing?
RE: Hey Ima - - OnBendedKnee - 07-09-2012
Please, if it has anything to do with a taser and duct tape, take it to PMs.
Thank you, in advance.
RE: Hey Ima - - Ma Huang Sor - 07-09-2012
I'm thinking makeshift plywood pillory, cigarette butts, a habitrail tube and a small vial of hydrochloric acid.
RE: Hey Ima - - Ma Huang Sor - 07-09-2012
I'm talking about Gear not Dick.
RE: Hey Ima - - OnBendedKnee - 07-09-2012
(07-09-2012, 04:48 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I'm thinking makeshift plywood pillory, cigarette butts, a habitrail tube and a small vial of hydrochloric acid.
You too read, "American Psycho"
RE: Hey Ima - - Ma Huang Sor - 07-09-2012
As long as we're lip-psynching to "the Worst That Could Happen" I think you're on to something.
RE: Hey Ima - - Riotgear - 07-09-2012
Wow. That's pretty damn close. Hydrofloric. And never makeshift.
RE: Hey Ima - - sally - 07-09-2012
You're barking up the wrong tree, Dick is a reformed porn addict and wears a chastity belt for men.
RE: Hey Ima - - OnBendedKnee - 07-09-2012
(07-09-2012, 05:47 PM)sally Wrote: You're barking up the wrong tree, Dick is a reformed porn addict and wears a chastity belt for men.
In his case, a butt plug.
RE: Hey Ima - - sally - 07-09-2012
(07-09-2012, 05:49 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:(07-09-2012, 05:47 PM)sally Wrote: You're barking up the wrong tree, Dick is a reformed porn addict and wears a chastity belt for men.
In his case, a butt plug.
RE: Hey Ima - - Riotgear - 07-09-2012
I've recently re-confirmed my commitment to pornography. Still waiting for the next great mental construct but I am hopeful. I believe if a person applies himself/herself there's just no way they won't be successful.
RE: Hey Ima - - OnBendedKnee - 07-09-2012
^
It's good to see you don't only read, but take to heart Donovan's posts.
RE: Hey Ima - - Riotgear - 07-09-2012
I think Donovan was a porn star in the late seventies/early eighties.
RE: Hey Ima - - Cracker - 07-09-2012
I need to see Donovan's *SO in order to judge him fairly.
*not code for penis.
RE: Hey Ima - - Riotgear - 07-09-2012
I think he works for the US Government nowadays so you didn't hear it from me.
RE: Hey Ima - - sally - 07-09-2012
(07-09-2012, 08:07 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I think Donovan was a porn star in the late seventies/early eighties.
Yeah, his first debut was when he played a snorkler diguised as a manatee and a group of teen girls happened upon him while vacationing at the lake house. After that all hell broke loose.
RE: Hey Ima - - Riotgear - 07-09-2012
Manatees. Strangely reoccurring today.
RE: Hey Ima - - Cracker - 07-09-2012
They are the sirens of the sea. You cannot avoid their call.