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Spirits - Lady Cop - 07-24-2012

this stuff is murder, but so good with salt and lime! what's your favorite alcoholic beverage?

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Today we set our sights south of the border, and concentrate on a great spirit that’s often maligned. Happy National Tequila Day![Image: mexicainsieste.gif]

Tequila is made in and around the state of Jalisco in Mexico, from the blue agave plant. Blue agaves are related to asparagus, and these succulent plants are pollinated by bats and grow at high altitudes. When the plant is twelve years old, the piña - the pine-cone-shaped heart of the agave plant after the sharp leaves are stripped away - is cooked and then mashed, and the resulting pulp is fermented and distilled.

Unaged tequila is referred to as blanco (“white”) or plato (“silver.”) If it’s aged in an oak barrel for two months to a year, it’s called reposado or “rested.” If it’s aged for a year to three years, it’s añejo (“aged” or “vintage.”) Blancos tend to be more vegetal and taste fierier, while reposados and añejos are mellowed by their time in the wood, gaining some subtleties of flavor.

Lots of people seem to have had bad experiences with tequila and sworn it off as a result. It’s worth giving the spirit another chance, though. There are so many good tequilas on the market nowadays that you’re not limited to the ones that gave you that horrendous hangover in college. Look for a tequila with a label that mentions it is “100% agave”, “100% blue agave”, or “100% agave azul” - ones that don’t have this marking are called mixto tequilas, and can be made with up to 49% other sugars besides the ones that naturally occur in agaves. They’re often harsher and more acrid as a result.

And, there are far more ways to drink tequila than the well-known lick-slam-suck ritual of the shot, with its salt and lime. In Mexico, a shot of tequila is often followed by a shot of sangrita, a fruity sweet-and-spicy chaser with tomato and orange juice. The margarita is, of course, the classic tequila cocktail, and if you make it with a good tequila, fresh-squeezed lime juice, and high-quality triple sec, it’s a fine drink indeed (Planning a party? Try bartender Jeffrey Morgenthaler’s recipe for a gallon of margaritas.)

Cocktail blogger Chuck Taggart also likes his tequila with Italian aperitivo bitters, orange liqueur and cucumber for an interesting-sounding vegetal bittersweet drink, the Tlaquepaque.

On those brutal hot and humid days, take the lime and salt parts of the tequila shot and throw them into the shaker with the tequila itself, then add grapefruit soda to the mix and you have the Paloma, an unbelievably refreshing drink:

Paloma

2 oz. reposado or blanco tequila
Juice from 12 lime
Pinch of kosher salt
Grapefruit soda (The Mexican brand Jarritos Toronja is great in this, but if you can’t track it down, try Squirt, Ting or make your own using grapefruit juice, simple syrup and seltzer.)

Combine all ingredients over ice in a highball glass and stir.

The only way to make the Paloma even better is to use Tequila por Mi Amante, or “tequila for my lover.” Drinks writer Charles H. Baker, Jr. wrote about this strawberry-infused tequila in 1939: “This berry process extracts some of the raw taste, adds a rosy dawn touch. . .We opine that handled in the same way as sloe gin, discoveries would be made.” The infusion is amazingly good either on its own or in a Paloma:

Tequila por Mi Amante

750ml bottle of 100% agave reposado tequila (you want something with a little age and character here)
1 12 to 2 quarts fresh strawberries. (If they’re in season and organic, so much the better.)

Wash, hull, and halve the strawberries. Place them in a large jar and add the tequila, covering the berries. Let it sit in the refrigerator for three weeks, and gently agitate the jar each day or so. After three weeks, strain out the berries and squeeze the remaining liquid out of them through cheesecloth. Discard the berries and strain the resulting liquid again to remove sediment. Let the infused tequila age for three more weeks or so in the fridge. Use the infused tequila in Palomas, or just have it on the rocks with maybe a splash of lime.



RE: Spirits - SIXFOOTERsez - 07-24-2012

This with 3 or 4 ice cubes
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RE: Spirits - Clang McFly - 07-24-2012

Cement Mixer:

1 jigger Bailey's® Irish cream
1 jigger lime juice

Hold one shot of bailey's in your mouth, and take one shot of lime juice. Mix rapidly in mouth by shaking head vigorously, then consume.


RE: Spirits - ramseycat - 07-24-2012

Must not drink Tequila....ramsey + tequila = bad stuff.


RE: Spirits - QueenBee - 07-24-2012

Salted Tequilla Milkshake

Ingredients
1 cup vanilla ice cream
13 cup prepared dulce de leche or caramel sauce
1 shot tequila (preferably anejo or reposado)
Whipped cream, sea salt and/or candied orange peel, for garnish.


Blend the ice cream, dulce de leche, tequila and 3 ice cubes in a blender on medium speed until thick and smooth. Divide among small glasses. Top with whipped cream, sea salt and/or candied orange peel.
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RE: Spirits - Lady Cop - 07-24-2012

TEQUILA

BUT IT GOES DOWN SO EASY!
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RE: Spirits - Clang McFly - 07-24-2012

(07-24-2012, 01:23 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Must not drink Tequila....ramsey + tequila = bad stuff.

Yeah plus every time i drink Tequila I can't get this out of my head.



RE: Spirits - ramseycat - 07-24-2012

(07-24-2012, 01:56 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: TEQUILA

BUT IT GOES DOWN SO EASY!
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Yes it does. However, it does not exit the body in the same fun fashion. j/s


RE: Spirits - Duchess - 07-24-2012



Takillya. Yup.



RE: Spirits - Jezreel - 07-24-2012

But tequila makes her clothes fall off Drinking too much

My drink of choice is Jack Daniels & coke with lime and lots of ice.


RE: Spirits - Ma Huang Sor - 07-24-2012

No ice. Preferably with a fine cuban cigar.

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RE: Spirits - sally - 07-24-2012

Ever since I had my gallbladder out I can't drink certain liquors, I get severe pain in my chest and stomach. It's weird, I can drink bloody Mary's and beer, but straight liquor, certain wines like sangria and sweet mixed drinks will send me straight to the ER. I drank a margherita at a mexican restaurant about three years ago and thought I was going to die on the way home.

I do have a good recipe for tequila lime chicken though.


RE: Spirits - OnBendedKnee - 07-24-2012

Moscow Mule

My new favorite, summer drink.
Vodka; Ginger Beer, with a squeeze of a half lime.

Delightful and refreshing!

Oh, and for authenticity sakes, please consume in a genuine copper kettle that's been refrigerated and thus properly chilled.


RE: Spirits - HairOfTheDog - 07-25-2012

Maker's rocks.


RE: Spirits - Jimbone - 08-02-2012

(07-25-2012, 10:22 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Maker's rocks.

You might like this:

http://www.businessinsider.com/makers-mark-distillery-tour-photos-2012-3?op=1


RE: Spirits - Ilyanna - 08-02-2012

^Interesting read!

Quote:what's your favorite alcoholic beverage?


Tequila in all variations. Long Island Ice Tea. Vodka pure. Gin tonic, Gin Fizz.
Red wine to get a light buzz.


RE: Spirits - Donovan - 08-02-2012

A premium tequila currently generating a lot of buzz (lol) here where I am is Roger Clyne's Mexican Moonshine a high end drink created by an Arizona rock n roller named, coicidentally enough, Roger Clyne. Which is handy because that's what the tequila is called as well. Clyne was with the Refreshments for a while and is now with the Peacemakers. Apparently the dude is extremely into the process of making tequila and knows his stuff. The link shows you westies where to get it, there's only one place here in town that does, and Ily you're shit outta luck.


RE: Spirits - Riotgear - 08-03-2012

RC specializes in the kazoo.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.


RE: Spirits - Donovan - 08-03-2012

Man's gotta have goals. Maybe that's why he started drinking.


RE: Spirits - Riotgear - 08-03-2012

Perfect. When I hear kazoo I want to drink something fast.