(08-13-2012, 04:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-13-2012, 02:41 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(07-30-2012, 12:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.

Not racist, but not interested in an interracial relationship(I'll make an exception for Asian women though).

Next match, please!

I hate to point this out to you Clang, but you really don't have room to be so choosey. Unless you are going for the New 40 Year Old Virgin.

BTW, I know you feel this job is beneath you but I keep seeing signs that Stewarts is hiring at all locations. You'd probably get a discount on ice cream.

I never said Stewart's was beneath me. I'd love to work for Stewart's. I had a 5 minute interview last month and then it fizzled....no contact from them....can't seem to get a hold of them. Its pretty fucked up in this economy when I can't even get a low-paying job much less a high paying job(25-35k/yr) to support myself and move out.

I'm not choosey, just realistic. Who in their right mind would date/have sex a 39 year old, 300 lb, unemployed, crossdressing man who lives with their parents? (Don't answer that!)

(08-13-2012, 05:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: At least 300lbs, times by three and half it.

(08-13-2012, 04:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-13-2012, 04:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-13-2012, 02:41 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(07-30-2012, 12:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape.

Not racist, but not interested in an interracial relationship(I'll make an exception for Asian women though).

Next match, please!

I hate to point this out to you Clang, but you really don't have room to be so choosey. Unless you are going for the New 40 Year Old Virgin.

BTW, I know you feel this job is beneath you but I keep seeing signs that Stewarts is hiring at all locations. You'd probably get a discount on ice cream.

I never said Stewart's was beneath me. I'd love to work for Stewart's. I had a 5 minute interview last month and then it fizzled....no contact from them....can't seem to get a hold of them. Its pretty fucked up in this economy when I can't even get a low-paying job much less a high paying job(25-35k/yr) to support myself and move out.

I'm not choosey, just realistic. Who in their right mind would date/have sex a 39 year old, 300 lb, unemployed, crossdressing man who lives with their parents? (Don't answer that!)

Well, the way you're presenting yourself, it sounds as though you have a better chance at hitting this weeks Powerball than landing a gig at JCPenneys as a stock boy.

BTW, I didn't know you were also 300lbs?

Time to start pushing yourself away from the table a little sooner.

(08-13-2012, 05:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yep, 310 lbs at last weigh in. Thank God I'm 6' tall or else I'd be waddling around.

(08-13-2012, 04:46 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Time to find someone in their wrong mind.

(08-13-2012, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-13-2012, 05:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: At least 300lbs, times by three and half it.

If I was actually over 1000 lbs I would have killed myself by now. Seriously.

Plus it would make it hard to get out to all the free movies, concerts and events me and my brother win from the radio stations.

FYI, I can still fit quite comfortably into a regular sized booth or movie seat.

(08-13-2012, 05:51 PM)ESAD Wrote:

(08-13-2012, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-13-2012, 05:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: At least 300lbs, times by three and half it.

If I was actually over 1000 lbs I would have killed myself by now. Seriously.

Plus it would make it hard to get out to all the free movies, concerts and events me and my brother win from the radio stations.

FYI, I can still fit quite comfortably into a regular sized booth or movie seat.

Seems you failed maths there mr potato head.

(08-13-2012, 05:55 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I've always secretly believed Clang really looks like this and the whole unemployed 300lb crossdressing mommas boy is really just a troll.

(08-13-2012, 05:55 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I've always secretly believed Clang really looks like this and the whole unemployed 300lb crossdressing mommas boy is really just a troll.

(08-13-2012, 09:13 PM)sally Wrote: I really laughed out loud. Not because you look all that bad Clang, but it was still funny.