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Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Jimbone - 08-03-2012
What a douche:
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Maggot - 08-03-2012
lesson learned: Say you hate fags for a larger market exposure. Watch your sales jump.
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Jimbone - 08-03-2012
Well, that's not exactly what happened...
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Maggot - 08-03-2012
I like chicken but only the ones that are cooked with a beer can shoved up their ass. The fried stuff makes my tummy gurgle.
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - HairOfTheDog - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 11:39 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Well, that's not exactly what happened...
I read the story yesterday that the chain had record breaking sales this week after the CEO denounced gay marriage, then GLAAD announced that they were going to protest by arranging "SAME-SEX KISS DAY" at Chick-fil-A's across the country (today, Friday IIRC), then supporters of the CEO's stance (and others touting "freedom of speech") took to Facebook and flooded Chick-fil-A's with business.
Chicken, politics, religion and sex... All in the same bucket.
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Maggot - 08-03-2012
So..........If you like this
![[Image: VHzS3.gif]](http://i.imgur.com/VHzS3.gif)
you like chicken?
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Duchess - 08-03-2012
Poser.
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Maggot - 08-03-2012
Giddyupgodaddy.
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Duchess - 08-03-2012
You know what gave her away? She's using two hands.
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Maggot - 08-03-2012
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - HairOfTheDog - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 11:24 AM)Jimbone Wrote: What a douche:
Hey, at least he did his part in fighting hate by snagging that free water and berating a drive-thru worker. Social activism is not dead.
Definitely a douche.
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Sphincter Cop - 08-03-2012
He's a bottom........not a douche
![[Image: FingerOwlButt.jpg]](http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q4/wolfchic0228/FingerOwlButt.jpg)
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Donovan - 08-03-2012
You can practically see the thought bubble over her head: "My life doesn't suck enough already?"
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - OnBendedKnee - 08-03-2012
Many people were not protesting gay marriage but rather the rights of someone to express as much.
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Jimbone - 08-03-2012
I love that he felt the need to qualify as he drives away... "I'm a nice guy by the way, and I'm totally heterosexual.. not a gay in me."
Wha-wha-wha WHAT?
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Donovan - 08-03-2012
I guess if there was a gay in him that'd be one way to tell.
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - HairOfTheDog - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 01:24 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I love that he felt the need to qualify as he drives away... "I'm a nice guy by the way, and I'm totally heterosexual.. not a gay in me."
Wha-wha-wha WHAT?
Definitely his best line. He let me down though. I thought his driving-into-the-sunset line would be something really creative like, "not that there's anything wrong with that".
He missed an opportunity to really punctuate his point, imo. Slacker.
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Jimbone - 08-03-2012
Or at least given a spirited "Toodles!" or "Oooh-Gah!" as he drove away. That would have been a nice touch.
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - SIXFOOTERsez - 08-04-2012
dude was a douche, you can always tell when they spend so much time telling you they are not a douche
RE: Guy loses job harassing Chik-fil-a employee - Love Child - 08-06-2012
She should get a raise.