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- ramseycat - 10-17-2009
Another holiday brought to you by Hallmark with the intention of getting people to spend money.
- Duchess - 10-17-2009
Stupid fuckin' holiday
- LuMPyPussy - 10-17-2009
What holiday? Am I missing something?
- D - 10-17-2009
And another holiday for men to get in trouble for forgetting.
- ramseycat - 10-17-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:What holiday? Am I missing something?It's sweetest day. Some made up holiday that is supposed to be sort of like Valentine's Day. Another stupid day to make people spend money on gifts and dinner.
- Luke Warmwater - 10-17-2009
ranks right up there with "fourth meal"...
- Maggot - 10-17-2009
Ha! I hired my pal "Pete" today to fix a bunch of siding that was screwed up and on the way to pick up some siding he says Geez I'm hungry.....pull over at this McDonalds, he asked me if I wanted anything and I made a gag face, fuck you I said that shit will make you fucking sick! He got 2 of those dbl hamburgers that must have half a cow worth of greasy flab in them. One hour later he was leeching in the back yard. See! I said, that shit will kill you as I handed him a towel to wipe the smegma off his lips.
What this has to do with this thread......nothing, but I just wanted to see puke in it.
- Lady Cop - 10-17-2009
i'm surprised it made Pete sick, he has been known to eat boiled groundhog! ::bvomit::
- LuMPyPussy - 10-17-2009
Sorry to tell you this Maggot, but smegma don't come from cows. The bovine kind anyway.
- Maggot - 10-17-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Sorry to tell you this Maggot, but smegma don't come from cows. The bovine kind anyway.I classify "smegma" as anything that drips with a high viscosity from anyones lips. But thats just the way I roll.
- Maggot - 10-17-2009
jackboots Wrote:i'm surprised it made Pete sick, he has been known to eat boiled groundhog! ::bvomit::He is very daring....he ate some of my dill pickles I canned at 8AM.........::doh::
- Maggot - 10-17-2009
No Lumpy I did not "can" them at 8AM........he ate them then with his coffee. I had to look away.......
- LuMPyPussy - 10-17-2009
Aha! No wonder I've never heard of this:
Quote:Sweetest Day is an observance [color="orange"]celebrated primarily in the Great Lakes region and parts of the Northeast United States[/color] on the third Saturday in October. Once known as a day to spread love and cheer to the unfortunate, this popular holiday in the northern U.S. is now known as a day to show affection to the loved ones in your life.
- Luke Warmwater - 10-18-2009
"this popular holiday in the northern U.S. is now known as a day to show affection to the loved ones in your life."
I just dry humped my mother-in-law....evidently I'm not from the northern U.S.
- LuMPyPussy - 10-18-2009
Yeah, apparently wet humping an in-law is reserved for Detroit.
- Duchess - 10-18-2009
It's a day later and I still think it's a stupid fuckin' holiday...Hell, I don't even celebrate Valentines Day, I think that's a stupid fuckin' holiday too, ranking right up there with New Years resolutions...People who choose one day a year to say & do things that they should be doing all year long are stupid fuckin' people.
- SyberBitch - 10-18-2009
Luke Warmwater Wrote:ranks right up there with "fourth meal"...Because Americans need another reason to eat...
- SyberBitch - 10-18-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Because nothing helps the homeless like a schmaltzy greeting card.::bang::Quote:Once known as a day to spread love and cheer to the unfortunate,