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RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Maggot - 09-24-2018
Where do I get it!!!!!!! Sounds fascinating plus my wrinkles will be gone.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - sally - 09-24-2018
They say if you're not 100% satisfied they will return your money, but Im not sure if that applies to using it on your scrotum. You might want to call and ask first.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Duchess - 09-24-2018
A scrotum looks like a plucked chicken.
...and appropriate for this particular thread. Har Har
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Maggot - 09-24-2018
Scrotum, scrotum sis boom ba, slather my scrotum from a wrinkle free jar.
![[Image: dancing-banana.gif]](http://i672.photobucket.com/albums/vv90/a_is_for_amber/Animated/dancing-banana.gif)
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - sally - 09-24-2018
Maggot's nutsack is gonna go from a plucked chicken to smooth, freshly polished marbles in 30 minutes flat.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - BigMark - 09-24-2018
Then dip them in dave's insanity sauce.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Maggot - 09-24-2018
I'm beginning to think that I could talk about my scrotum all the live long day. With or without wrinkles.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Clang McFly - 09-24-2018
(09-24-2018, 02:25 PM)sally Wrote: Maggot's nutsack is gonna go from a plucked chicken to smooth, freshly polished marbles in 30 minutes flat.
I'm going to get the same result when I Nair my Scrotum. In 5 minutes flat. Just waiting until the weather gets colder and then I'll Nair everywhere.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - BigMark - 09-24-2018
Use fire.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Maggot - 09-24-2018
I want my scrotum to look like Sally's face, what's wrong with that? And if I leave it on long enough I want it to look like HOTD's legs. But not her feet.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Duchess - 09-24-2018
(09-24-2018, 02:25 PM)sally Wrote: Maggot's nutsack is gonna go from a plucked chicken to smooth, freshly polished marbles in 30 minutes flat.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - sally - 09-24-2018
(09-24-2018, 05:53 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(09-24-2018, 02:25 PM)sally Wrote: Maggot's nutsack is gonna go from a plucked chicken to smooth, freshly polished marbles in 30 minutes flat.
I'm going to get the same result when I Nair my Scrotum. In 5 minutes flat. Just waiting until the weather gets colder and then I'll Nair everywhere.
You're going to get crotch rot if you keep using that poison ass Nair. The stuff I'm talking about is all natural made with the lotus flower and will take care of Maggot's whole shebang for two weeks.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Maggot - 09-24-2018
Clang should spray that stuff on his hairy dingleberries that he can't even reach anymore.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Clang McFly - 09-24-2018
(09-24-2018, 08:19 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang should spray that stuff on his hairy dingleberries that he can't even reach anymore.
Oh Really? I'm touching them now. Feels kind of weird to touch them with the left hand.Look at me I'm ambidicktrous. *evil laugh*
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Clang McFly - 09-24-2018
(09-24-2018, 08:12 PM)sally Wrote:I'm saving the all natural stuff for when I bleach my asshole.(09-24-2018, 05:53 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(09-24-2018, 02:25 PM)sally Wrote: Maggot's nutsack is gonna go from a plucked chicken to smooth, freshly polished marbles in 30 minutes flat.
I'm going to get the same result when I Nair my Scrotum. In 5 minutes flat. Just waiting until the weather gets colder and then I'll Nair everywhere.
You're going to get crotch rot if you keep using that poison ass Nair. The stuff I'm talking about is all natural made with the lotus flower and will take care of Maggot's whole shebang for two weeks.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - sally - 09-24-2018
Why the fuck would you bleach your asshole, are you going into the porn business? What you should do is bleach your nasty mouth.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Clang McFly - 09-24-2018
(09-24-2018, 10:22 PM)sally Wrote: Why the fuck would you bleach your asshole, are you going into the porn business? What you should do is bleach your nasty mouth.
bleached butt selfies. I'm starting a new trend.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - BigMark - 09-24-2018
You would need an articulating selfie stick and about 30 tries.
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - Clang McFly - 09-24-2018
Oh really? Posting unbleached asshole pic in 3...2...*evil laugh*
RE: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK - BigMark - 09-24-2018
Battery acid does a much better job.