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He Brings Me Coffee - Love Child - 09-06-2012
In the morning
I have to brag somewhere
He gets lucky too
I could get used to this
PS I WANT TO HEAR SOME BRAGGING!!!!!
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Middle Finger - 09-06-2012
If he brought you hot chocolate and hid in the closet when the doorbell rang, you too could have a deep and meaningful relationship with a boy-man.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - ramseycat - 09-06-2012
Oh I never made him hide in the closet. He his under the bed.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - OnBendedKnee - 09-06-2012
(09-06-2012, 08:33 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Oh I never made him hide in the closet. He his under the bed...
...Wearing a too tight Justin Bieber tee-shirt and swimming trunks (now) missing the draw string.
Yeah, we get the picture.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Riotgear - 09-06-2012
(09-06-2012, 07:50 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: If he brought you hot chocolate and hid in the closet when the doorbell rang, you too could have a deep and meaningful relationship with a boy-man.
I saw that movie. It was great!
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Duchess - 09-06-2012
Ramsey, are you going to miss your boytoy on cold winter mornings?
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - ramseycat - 09-06-2012
(09-06-2012, 12:33 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Ramsey, are you going to miss your boytoy on cold winter mornings?
Yes. Now that he lives 3 hours away I will have to get my own hot chocolate. And lunch time is far less interesting.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - OnBendedKnee - 09-06-2012
Three hours away by bike or car?
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Duchess - 09-06-2012
Bwahahaha!
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - ramseycat - 09-06-2012
(09-06-2012, 12:42 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Three hours away by bike or car?
Car silly.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - sally - 09-06-2012
(09-06-2012, 12:10 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-06-2012, 07:50 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: If he brought you hot chocolate and hid in the closet when the doorbell rang, you too could have a deep and meaningful relationship with a boy-man.
I saw that movie. It was great!
You must be a fan of Lifetime movies for women.
"From the people who brought you A Boyfriend For Christmas and A Date With Darkness comes Ramsey's Boy Toy. Tori Spelling plays Ramsey, a middle aged mother of two and Fogell from Superbad plays her boyfriend that she hides from family and friends. This quirky romantic comedy is sure to warm the hearts of every hausfrau that ever dreamed of being served hot cocoa by barely legal boys."
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Duchess - 09-06-2012
(09-06-2012, 02:12 PM)sally Wrote: This quirky romantic comedy is sure to warm the hearts of every haus frau that ever dreamed of being served hot cocoa by barely legal boys."
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - ramseycat - 09-06-2012
I would rather have Sandra Bullock play me.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Riotgear - 09-06-2012
(09-06-2012, 02:12 PM)sally Wrote:(09-06-2012, 12:10 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-06-2012, 07:50 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: If he brought you hot chocolate and hid in the closet when the doorbell rang, you too could have a deep and meaningful relationship with a boy-man.
I saw that movie. It was great!
You must be a fan of Lifetime movies for women.
I'm pretty sure the one I saw wasn't on Lifetime. But it should've been.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - OnBendedKnee - 09-06-2012
(09-06-2012, 01:51 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-06-2012, 12:42 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Three hours away by bike or car?
Car silly.
Is "car" just another name for skateboard?
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - ramseycat - 09-06-2012
(09-06-2012, 05:03 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:(09-06-2012, 01:51 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-06-2012, 12:42 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Three hours away by bike or car?
Car silly.
Is "car" just another name for skateboard?
Scooter.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - OnBendedKnee - 09-06-2012
You call him Scooter?
What's his nickname for you?
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - sally - 09-06-2012
(09-06-2012, 06:55 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: You call him Scooter?
What's his nickname for you?
Mrs. Big Mountain.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - ramseycat - 09-06-2012
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(09-06-2012, 05:03 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:(09-06-2012, 01:51 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-06-2012, 12:42 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Three hours away by bike or car?
Car silly.
Is "car" just another name for skateboard?
Scooter.
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Scooter is another name for car.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - OnBendedKnee - 09-06-2012
Scooter is to Car as Prepubescent is to Boyfriend (in ramseycat world)