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- Lady Cop - 04-24-2009
DEAR MADAM:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.
YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.
PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
::lmao::
- Cynical Ninja - 04-24-2009
Lumpys pussy is so slack, like a wizards sleeve, a fire extinguisher probably wouldn't have enough girth to touch the sides.
- LuMPyPussy - 04-24-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Lumpys pussy is so slack, like a wizards sleeve, a fire extinguisher probably wouldn't have enough girth to touch the sides.
You spend a lot of time fantasizing about my lady bits?
- Maggot - 04-24-2009
::laugh::
- Cynical Ninja - 04-24-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Maybe if you didn't keep posting pictures of your lady bits like a shut in lunatic we wouldn't even mention them.Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Lumpys pussy is so slack, like a wizards sleeve, a fire extinguisher probably wouldn't have enough girth to touch the sides.
You spend a lot of time fantasizing about my lady bits?
- Duchess - 04-24-2009
I liked the pic of her bottom. :
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- LuMPyPussy - 04-24-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Maybe if you didn't keep posting pictures of your lady bits like a shut in lunatic we wouldn't even mention them.Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Lumpys pussy is so slack, like a wizards sleeve, a fire extinguisher probably wouldn't have enough girth to touch the sides.
You spend a lot of time fantasizing about my lady bits?
Lady bits = pussy
Dumbass
- Luke Warmwater - 04-24-2009
Duchess Wrote:I liked the pic of her bottom. :Where was that? I could use some Friday Night Boo-tay.
- Duchess - 04-25-2009
Post #3008 in the utterly pointless thread...It's a great ass !...I know where all the bodies are buried in here...Heh