The following warnings occurred:
Warning [2] Undefined property: MyLanguage::$archive_pages - Line: 2 - File: printthread.php(287) : eval()'d code PHP 8.2.28 (Linux)
File Line Function
/inc/class_error.php 153 errorHandler->error
/printthread.php(287) : eval()'d code 2 errorHandler->error_callback
/printthread.php 287 eval
/printthread.php 117 printthread_multipage



Mock
Britains got talent susan boyle has makeover. - Printable Version

+- Mock (https://mockforums.net)
+-- Forum: Serious Shit? (https://mockforums.net/forum-4.html)
+--- Forum: Assholes In The News (https://mockforums.net/forum-10.html)
+--- Thread: Britains got talent susan boyle has makeover. (/thread-897.html)

Pages: 1 2

- Cynical Ninja - 04-24-2009

Susan Boyle freakish singing diva who had the worlds more retarded people almost in tears because of her....singing, has spent £70 on a makeover.

She has had her hair cut and dyed, a brow wax and a facial.




- LuMPyPussy - 04-24-2009

Big fucking deal. You got a problem with something most women in the US and the UK do on a regular basis?

- The Antagonist - 04-24-2009

£70 is hardly a first class makeover. Regardless, you cannot un-frump her without massive plastic surgery and a trip to some secret Swedish fat farm.

All she did was make herself more presentable.


- Cynical Ninja - 04-24-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Big fucking deal. You got a problem with something most women in the US and the UK do on a regular basis?

Easy tiger.

Where in that post am I criticising her for having a makeover?, it was in the news, she was discussed here at length before and this is the news forum.

Now piss off.


- Cynical Ninja - 04-24-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:£70 is hardly a first class makeover. Regardless, you cannot un-frump her without massive plastic surgery and a trip to some secret Swedish fat farm.

All she did was make herself more presentable.
Apparently the bosses of Britains got talent are pissed at her for even taking these small steps to make herself look relatively humanoid.

- LuMPyPussy - 04-24-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Big fucking deal. You got a problem with something most women in the US and the UK do on a regular basis?

Easy tiger.

Where in that post am I criticising her for having a makeover?, it was in the news, she was discussed here at length before and this is the news forum.

Now piss off.

You didn't write this?

Quote:Susan Boyle freakish singing diva who had the worlds more retarded people almost in tears because of her....singing, has spent £70 on a makeover.
If you didn't, then you should acknowledge who did, you fucking plagiariser.



- The Antagonist - 04-24-2009

When that twat Simon Cowel stops parting his hair in the middle he can open his yap. He looks like freakin' Beefsteak Charlie!



- Cynical Ninja - 04-24-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Big fucking deal. You got a problem with something most women in the US and the UK do on a regular basis?

Easy tiger.

Where in that post am I criticising her for having a makeover?, it was in the news, she was discussed here at length before and this is the news forum.

Now piss off.

You didn't write this?

Quote:Susan Boyle freakish singing diva who had the worlds more retarded people almost in tears because of her....singing, has spent £70 on a makeover.
If you didn't, then you should acknowledge who did, you fucking plagiariser.

Sigh.

I'll try again AT WHAT POINT IN MY POST AM I CRITICISING THE FACT SHE HAS HAD A MAKEOVER?


- Lady Cop - 04-24-2009

i like her. she took care of her mum for years and gave up her own future. i wish her great success. ::bravo::cinderella!

- LuMPyPussy - 04-24-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Big fucking deal. You got a problem with something most women in the US and the UK do on a regular basis?

Easy tiger.

Where in that post am I criticising her for having a makeover?, it was in the news, she was discussed here at length before and this is the news forum.

Now piss off.

You didn't write this?

Quote:Susan Boyle freakish singing diva who had the worlds more retarded people almost in tears because of her....singing, has spent £70 on a makeover.
If you didn't, then you should acknowledge who did, you fucking plagiariser.

Sigh.

I'll try again AT WHAT POINT IN MY POST AM I CRITICISING THE FACT SHE HAS HAD A MAKEOVER?
In what world do you live where "freakish" and "retarded" aren't considered criticism? Idiot.

- Cynical Ninja - 04-24-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Big fucking deal. You got a problem with something most women in the US and the UK do on a regular basis?

Easy tiger.

Where in that post am I criticising her for having a makeover?, it was in the news, she was discussed here at length before and this is the news forum.

Now piss off.

You didn't write this?

Quote:Susan Boyle freakish singing diva who had the worlds more retarded people almost in tears because of her....singing, has spent £70 on a makeover.
If you didn't, then you should acknowledge who did, you fucking plagiariser.

Sigh.

I'll try again AT WHAT POINT IN MY POST AM I CRITICISING THE FACT SHE HAS HAD A MAKEOVER?
In what world do you live where "freakish" and "retarded" aren't considered criticism? Idiot.

Sigh.

Final try, AT WHAT POINT IN MY POST AMI CRITICISING THE FACT SHE "HAS HAD A MAKEOVER?"

You dribbling little pleb.


- SyberBitch - 04-24-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:She has had her hair cut and dyed, a brow wax and a facial.
She still looks like a man.


- sally - 04-24-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Final try, AT WHAT POINT IN MY POST AMI CRITICISING THE FACT SHE "HAS HAD A MAKEOVER?"
The very moment you started to type. You posted this with the intent to make fun of her makeover. Why else would you post it, because you think she looks fabulous and you're a gossip queen?

- Luke Warmwater - 04-24-2009

£70 was only for taking care of the braided armpits.

- OneBulletLeft - 04-25-2009

She looks waaaaayyyyy better. Though I still wouldn't fuck her with Urinary Creephole's undersized dick (Or is it oversized clit?)
She has a great voice, and she's finally pursuing her dreams. I say "give 'em hell, but you're still uglier than a hatfull of assholes."

- Borndragon - 04-25-2009

[user=171]OneBulletLeft[/user] wrote:
Quote: a hatfull of assholes."


Careful, you'll have MF in here, all horny N'shit....



Quick, mention something about snatch, that should keep him at bay.

- OneBulletLeft - 04-26-2009

Borndragon Wrote:Quick, mention something about snatch, that should keep him at bay.

Or make him run away. Ewwww thoth icky vaginath are disguthting. Slack-jawed butt fucker. Or is that butt fucked?


- Borndragon - 04-26-2009

[user=171]OneBulletLeft[/user] wrote:
Quote:
Borndragon Wrote:Quick, mention something about snatch, that should keep him at bay.

Or make him run away. Ewwww thoth icky vaginath are disguthting. Slack-jawed butt fucker. Or is that butt fucked?


Yea, Middle Finger's definitely a taker when it comes to ass sex.

- OneBulletLeft - 04-26-2009

Borndragon Wrote:[user=171]OneBulletLeft[/user] wrote:
Quote:
Borndragon Wrote:Quick, mention something about snatch, that should keep him at bay.

Or make him run away. Ewwww thoth icky vaginath are disguthting. Slack-jawed butt fucker. Or is that butt fucked?


Yea, Middle Finger's definitely a taker when it comes to ass sex.


He's definitely a taker when it comes to this place as well.


- Freak magnet - 05-16-2009

Anyone see the audition by Greg Pritchard.... that is some freaky shit :shock: