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IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Duchess - 10-14-2012
...for weekends that last 96 hrs.
...for zero calorie eclairs.
...for pretty knee high boots that don't hurt our feet.
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Eat Shit And Die - 10-14-2012
I pray for more pussy than I get and legalizing Cannabis.
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Duchess - 10-14-2012
That's the spirit, honey.
If anyone posts a legitimate reason to pray I'm going to slap them silly.
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Eat Shit And Die - 10-14-2012
Don't worry i will stamp on their faces for you when they hit the deck
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Duchess - 10-14-2012
I knew I could count on you!
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Eat Shit And Die - 10-14-2012
*Bows.
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Jimbone - 10-14-2012
(10-14-2012, 06:56 AM)Duchess Wrote:
...for pretty knee high boots that don't hurt our feet.
Or my shoulders.
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Duchess - 10-14-2012
Picture THAT!
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - SIXFOOTERsez - 10-14-2012
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RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Eat Shit And Die - 10-14-2012
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RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Jimbone - 10-14-2012
(10-14-2012, 10:24 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Picture THAT!
Oh, I do
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Clang McFly - 10-14-2012
I pray for Goodwill/Salvation Army to have pretty women's clothes in my size. I need a new wardrobe.
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Duchess - 10-14-2012
You need a place to keep it first. You'd kill your mother if she came across that stuff, Clang. Would you lie?
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Love Child - 10-14-2012
(10-14-2012, 07:18 AM)Duchess Wrote:
That's the spirit, honey.
If anyone posts a legitimate reason to pray I'm going to slap them silly.
(10-14-2012, 07:19 AM)ESAD Wrote: Don't worry i will stamp on their faces for you when they hit the deck
Bring it on!
I pray for the motivation to do some fucking homework today.
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Jimbone - 10-14-2012
Well, someone had to do it... please Hammer, don't hurt us.
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Clang McFly - 10-14-2012
(10-14-2012, 02:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:
You need a place to keep it first. You'd kill your mother if she came across that stuff, Clang. Would you lie?
I'd die of embarassment, or the shock would kill her. No need to dirty my hands. I need a better place to keep it. My current hidey hole is my footlocker.
I wouldn't lie. I'm a terrible liar and my mom can see through my lies anyway. My brother OTOH who I shared an apartment with a few years ago found my stuff and I lied and said it must be some girl's laundry that got mixed up with my stuff. And he believed me. What a moron. I got careless and hid it under a pillow and he went into my room while I was at work to use my laptop.
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Duchess - 10-14-2012
(10-14-2012, 03:49 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: the shock would kill her. No need to dirty my hands.
That's what I meant, Clang, the shock would do her in not that you would put your hands on your Mom & kill her because she found your dainties. Jeez. I know you're a good Catholic boy.
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Love Child - 10-14-2012
(10-14-2012, 03:49 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-14-2012, 02:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:
You need a place to keep it first. You'd kill your mother if she came across that stuff, Clang. Would you lie?
I'd die of embarassment, or the shock would kill her. No need to dirty my hands. I need a better place to keep it. My current hidey hole is my footlocker.
I wouldn't lie. I'm a terrible liar and my mom can see through my lies anyway. My brother OTOH who I shared an apartment with a few years ago found my stuff and I lied and said it must be some girl's laundry that got mixed up with my stuff. And he believed me. What a moron. I got careless and hid it under a pillow and he went into my room while I was at work to use my laptop.
HaHa! Maybe he thought you got lucky!
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - Clang McFly - 10-14-2012
(10-14-2012, 04:24 PM)Love Child Wrote:(10-14-2012, 03:49 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-14-2012, 02:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:
You need a place to keep it first. You'd kill your mother if she came across that stuff, Clang. Would you lie?
I'd die of embarassment, or the shock would kill her. No need to dirty my hands. I need a better place to keep it. My current hidey hole is my footlocker.
I wouldn't lie. I'm a terrible liar and my mom can see through my lies anyway. My brother OTOH who I shared an apartment with a few years ago found my stuff and I lied and said it must be some girl's laundry that got mixed up with my stuff. And he believed me. What a moron. I got careless and hid it under a pillow and he went into my room while I was at work to use my laptop.
HaHa! Maybe he thought you got lucky!
RE: IT'S SUNDAY - PRAY - username - 10-14-2012
Pray for the 49'ers.