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Wtf ...nonce takes a bite out of his own todger . - Printable Version +- Mock (https://mockforums.net) +-- Forum: Serious Shit? (https://mockforums.net/forum-4.html) +--- Forum: Assholes In The News (https://mockforums.net/forum-10.html) +--- Thread: Wtf ...nonce takes a bite out of his own todger . (/thread-915.html) |
- Freak magnet - 04-19-2009 A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, police said.
Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper. It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized. "How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police official told The Daily News. You think? Iriarte, 26, pleaded guilty in Suffolk County in 2004 to two misdemeanors after being accused the previous year of raping a 13-year-old girl, according to the News. It's not clear why Iriarte bit his own penis, but investigators might be just as confused -- or impressed -- that he did it at all. He's recovering at Brooklyn Hospital Center, representatives of which have not returned calls seeking comment. - LuMPyPussy - 04-19-2009 Jeez, just use a knife like all the other lunatics. - Freak magnet - 04-19-2009 LuMPyPussy Wrote:Jeez, just use a knife like all the other lunatics.Sounds like a right dickhead to me ::thumbs:: - LuMPyPussy - 04-19-2009 Not any more! ::laugh:: - SyberBitch - 04-19-2009 mmmmm sausage!!! ::blink::::blink:: oops - Freak magnet - 04-20-2009 I bet he now feels a right bell::pdance::end .::tong2:: |