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- OneBulletLeft - 04-18-2009
A good, clean, fun way to poke fun at each other.Since I'm starting this thread, I'll go first. This is how it goes:
If Littlefinger were a ship he'd be the S.S Poopdick.
Now someone post something about me down THAR V V V.
- LuMPyPussy - 04-18-2009
If Liquid were a body part, he'd be a cunt.
- D - 04-18-2009
If ramsey were a body part, she'd be a pimple.
- SyberBitch - 04-18-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:If Liquid were a body part, he'd be a cunt.If it looks like a cunt, sounds like a cunt and smells like a cunt...
It must be a LIQUID
har
If Ramsey were a vegetable, she'd be a... wait, she IS a vegetable. nvm.
- Middle Finger - 04-18-2009
If Ramsey was a rattlesnake, she would the mutant one lacking venom but abundant is young dopey snakes trying to make her hot chocolate because she lets them play with her private parts.
- SyberBitch - 04-18-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:If Ramsey was a rattlesnake, she would the mutant one lacking venom but abundant is young dopey snakes trying to make her hot chocolate because she lets them play with her private parts.::blink::::lmao::
- OnBendedKnee - 04-18-2009
If Sally was a Grayhound she'd make us all ride in the back of her bus.
- LuMPyPussy - 04-18-2009
If OBK was from outer space, he'd try to pass as human.
- OnBendedKnee - 04-18-2009
If LMPP were human, she'd try to pass herself off as female.
- LuMPyPussy - 04-18-2009
If LMPP was other than human, she'd take her long scary claws and scratch the shit out of OBK.
- OnBendedKnee - 04-18-2009
[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
Quote:If LMPP was other than human, she'd take her long scary claws and scratch the shit out of OBK.
And I'm pretty certain OBK would enjoy that very, very much.
::dlaugh::
- Middle Finger - 04-18-2009
If D was a food, he'd be a corn muffin.
- LuMPyPussy - 04-18-2009
If MF was a finger, he'd be a big toe.
- OnBendedKnee - 04-18-2009
If MF was a corn muffin I'd slather him in honey butter and slam him down with a tall glass of ice cold milk (the whole milk brand).
- LuMPyPussy - 04-18-2009
Damnit, I'm getting hungry.
- Middle Finger - 04-18-2009
Fuck you, OBK, for calling a type of beverage a brand.
What's next, calling orange juice with pulp a brand?
- D - 04-18-2009
Hey! I like corn muffins. Well, actually I prefer to make it as corn bread, but oh well.
- OnBendedKnee - 04-18-2009
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Fuck you, OBK, for calling a type of beverage a brand.
What's next, calling orange juice with pulp a brand?
I thought you might enjoy that.
Don't let it ever be said I don't consider you when I post.
- Borndragon - 04-19-2009
If Middle Finger were a true Mocker, he'd still suck.
Borndragon ~ cool thread started by another cool Alaskan, Bullet.
- sally - 04-19-2009
If OBK was a body pillow, he'd be relieved once a week when MF leaves the bedroom to run errands.