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IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! - HairOfTheDog - 11-12-2012 This happened near my older sister's house. From today's Phoenix New Times blog: Mesa resident Holly Solomon thinks it's her husband's fault that President Obama was re-elected last week, because he didn't vote. Not only does Solomon, 28, have a thorough misunderstanding of our nation's electoral system, she also ran over her husband with her car because of this, according to Gilbert police. In an e-mail to media, Gilbert police Sergeant Jesse Sanger says the argument started in a parking lot Saturday morning over Daniel Solomon's lack of voter participation. "According to Daniel, Holly believed her family was going to face hardship as a result of President Obama's re-election," Sanger says. Witnesses told police that there was a lot of yelling before Holly Solomon hopped in her Jeep, and started chasing her husband around the parking lot. Her husband tried to use a light pole to shield himself, and Solomon drove around the light pole several times as she continued to yell at him. Eventually, her husband made a run for it, but Solomon hit him, pinning him under the car and on a curb, according to police. Daniel Solomon's currently in critical condition at a hospital. Holly Solomon was booked into jail on charges of domestic violence and aggravated assault, and there are no indications she was impaired by alcohol or drugs at the time, according to Sanger. It should be noted that President Obama won a grand total of zero of Arizona's 11 electoral votes, so it wouldn't have helped if Daniel Solomon had voted for Romney 1,000 times. Aside from that little incident, she's probably a very fun lady! I can tell by her photo: RE: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! - Jimbone - 11-12-2012 Good thing she wasn't part of the GOTV crew for the Romney team. He needed all the votes he could get, and should would have been busy trying to drive over people. RE: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! - Sphincter Cop - 11-12-2012 1.) you should email this to your sister 2.) Have her print it out, and put it on that woman's door with a note attached saying "to you with love, MOCK." 3.) Also take a picture so we can all laugh a lot..... RE: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! - HairOfTheDog - 11-12-2012 Sorry SphincterCop, I think it's hysterical, but my older sister is actually normal. No one else in the family can figure out that anomoly, but it's a fact. Still, I'd probably at least ask her to do it if Solomon's front door didn't currently look like this: My sister's probably cool enough to do a couple of hours in the clink for prisoner harassment, but the fear of it getting out to her Facebook friends would probably push her over the top.