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Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Printable Version +- Mock (https://mockforums.net) +-- Forum: Personal Member Bullshit (https://mockforums.net/forum-5.html) +--- Forum: Daily Greeting BS (https://mockforums.net/forum-13.html) +--- Thread: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... (/thread-9252.html) |
Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - username - 11-15-2012 Welcome to my nice thread. Talk to me. RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012 Don't PEOPLE SHE IS AN UFFING TWITCH! RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - username - 11-15-2012 (11-15-2012, 02:47 PM)ESAD Wrote: Don't PEOPLE SHE IS AN UFFING TWITCH! Listen up, horsebutt, you're neither shy or a lurker so GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY NICE THREAD!!! Back to the reticent folks... RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012 Don't trust her, refer to her as "Uscariot Firekotch" Bye RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - username - 11-15-2012 (11-15-2012, 02:54 PM)ESAD Wrote: Don't trust her, refer to her as "Uscariot Firekotch" They can call me anything they like and I will still love on them. RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012 RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - ramseycat - 11-15-2012 User, are you bored? Need something to do? Go clean something. Cook up some dinner for your hard working husband. Shave that coochie for a change. RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012 Fire cootch. RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - ramseycat - 11-15-2012 ESAD!! How's my favorite Mocker today? Feeling good? Got any percocets's you can share? RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Clang McFly - 11-15-2012 (11-15-2012, 03:07 PM)ramseycat Wrote: User, are you bored? Need something to do? Go clean something. Cook up some dinner for your hard working husband. Shave that coochie for a change. I'll gladly shave her crotch for change. And Febreze it for free. RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012 (11-15-2012, 03:11 PM)ramseycat Wrote: ESAD!! How's my favorite Mocker today? Feeling good? Not for you bitch. RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - ramseycat - 11-15-2012 (11-15-2012, 03:22 PM)ESAD Wrote:(11-15-2012, 03:11 PM)ramseycat Wrote: ESAD!! How's my favorite Mocker today? Feeling good? Grouchy fucker. RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012 Fucking cunt. RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - username - 11-15-2012 (11-15-2012, 03:07 PM)ramseycat Wrote: User, are you bored? Need something to do? Go clean something. Cook up some dinner for your hard working husband. Shave that coochie for a change. When I want the opinion of a nappy headed file clerk, I'll ask for it. Why don't you go photocopy your fat ass and GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD! RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Jimbone - 11-15-2012 Inviting lambs to the slaughter today user? How polite of you... remind me of a line from a movie from another polite person: "Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?" RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - username - 11-15-2012 Doubters!! RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - ramseycat - 11-15-2012 (11-15-2012, 03:33 PM)username Wrote:(11-15-2012, 03:07 PM)ramseycat Wrote: User, are you bored? Need something to do? Go clean something. Cook up some dinner for your hard working husband. Shave that coochie for a change. Nappy headed file clerk?? RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - HairOfTheDog - 11-15-2012 Dear Shy Members and Lurkers, Don't fall for it! username is a heartless and cold bitch! It' true; there's proof of it in posts all over the Mock board. -Like the time she saved an injured dog in distress. (Actually, that's kinda nice. Disregard.) -But, consider this: She spends a lot of time with her children and encourages open and honest communication. (Damn, that's nice too. Nevermind this one.) -There's this though: She recently helped to get a drunken driver off the road before the crazy bitch could hurt anyone. (Shit, that's sorta cool too. Scratch that.) Wait, wait, wait: She wrote a limerick which said that my twat was full of dust. I shit you not. See, she's a mean heartless bitch after all. Be afraid, be very afraid... RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - Eat Shit And Die - 11-15-2012 I covered alll this already. (11-15-2012, 04:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers, RE: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers... - username - 11-15-2012 (11-15-2012, 04:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Dear Shy Members and Lurkers, See lurkers? The water's safe! Tell me your troubles, my new friends. |