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Everything but the kitchen sink: odd shooting arrest - HairOfTheDog - 11-28-2012 Okay, this guy is an asshole for shooting someone over a pot deal, but the story made me smile all the way through. Alligators guarding pot plants/stash near a stripper pole at the house where a man was shot for protesting about not being paid in drugs for helping to move a hot tub which could have also served as a second chicken storage device. Here's the story from today's Huffington Post: Darren Shore was arrested shortly after allegedly shooting his 30-year-old neighbor. But it was two 5-foot alligators, a marijuana grow operation, and a stripper pole at the scene that confused cops. Shore, of Olympia, Wash., was reportedly caught with about 15 pot plants and exotic pets at his home. Officers believe the shooting occurred there after a drug deal gone wrong, according to KING 5. On Monday, Shore met with the victim, Ryan Lemcke, who was supposed to help him move a hot tub at the home, according to The Olympian. Shore told investigators that Lemcke later got belligerent when Shore wouldn't pay him in marijuana and pills for his services, the Olympian reported. When Lemcke threatened him, Shore allegedly pumped a bullet into his bicep and shot him another time in the shoulder. Investigators said the alligators were likely there to guard the pot. But they're legal to own in the state, so Shore will keep them, CNBC reports. Before Shore was taken away, he helped officers lure the gators into his bathroom, where he left a bathtub full of water and some chicken. "It was one of those frier assortments, with legs and wings," said Thurston County Sheriff's spokesman Greg Elwin told CNBC. "The alligators seemed to like them." Shore maintains that the marijuana is prescribed to him and sold from a legal dispensary in Oregon for his back pain. Neighbors told KING 5 that the alleged weed grower wouldn't harm a fly. A stripper pole erected in his home was apparently for his wife, who is an exotic dancer. Shore faces charges of attempted homicide and was visibly upset in court on Monday. Lemcke was released from the hospital without life threatening injuries. RE: Everything but the kitchen sink: odd shooting arrest - username - 11-28-2012 If only I could tape my kids like that sometimes. *sigh* US STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS: JAN 2014 - HairOfTheDog - 01-28-2014 Today is the day - what's on the menu? ECONOMY & EXECUTIVE ORDERS/ACTIONS Illustrating his willingness to act on his own, the White House says Obama will announce that he will sign an executive order increasing the minimum wage from $7.25 to $10.10 for new federal contracts. The measure affects only future contracts, not existing ones, and would only apply to contract renewals if other terms of the agreement changed. The address will be wrapped in a unifying theme: The federal government can play a key role in increasing opportunities for Americans who have been left behind, unable to benefit from a recovering economy. Yet, at the core of the address, the president will deliver a split message. Even as he argues that low income Americans and many in the middle class lack the means to achieve upward mobility, Obama will also feel compelled to take credit for an economy that by many indicators is gaining strength under his watch. As a result, he will talk positively about a recovery that remains elusive to many Americans. Eager not to be limited by legislative gridlock, Obama on Tuesday is expected to announce executive actions on job training, retirement security and help for the long-term unemployed in finding work — all in addition to his order to increase the minimum wage on new federal contracts. Obama's go-it-alone approach has already irritated Republicans, some of whom claim he is pushing the limits of the Constitution; others diminish his initiatives as insubstantial. "He can work with us to create opportunity and prosperity," wrote Brendan Buck, a spokesman for House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio. "Or he can issue press releases." IMMIGRATION Obama's biggest and most lasting accomplishment of his second term could be immigration legislation. House Republican leaders lately have sent signals that they are willing to act on piecemeal legislation, and Obama has given them room to work without prodding. How immigration gets resolved will depend much on what the House is able to pass and if and how it can be reconciled with bipartisan Senate legislation that passed last year. Conservatives are pushing back against any bill that gives legal status to immigrants who are in the country illegally. And some Democrats would prefer to use the unresolved issue to mobilize Hispanic voters for this year's midterm elections. GUN CONTROL Obama is expected to try again in convincing Congress to support universal background checks. Gabby Giffords' gun control advocacy organization will capitalize on the large viewing audience and run an ad during the State of the Union address. Here's the gist of it: In the spot, Giffords ask, "What is Congress afraid of?" "Nine out of ten Americans support background checks. They make it harder for criminals and the mentally ill to get guns. Congress is afraid of the gun lobby. Tell Washington it's too dangerous to wait," she says in the ad. "Congress continues to listen to the gun lobby instead of their constituents, so we're going to keep fighting at the state level to make our communities safer. It's too dangerous to wait," she said in statement about the ad buy. Refs: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/28/state-of-the-union-speech-2014_n_4590441.html http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2014/01/27/giffords-asks-what-is-congress-afraid-of-in-sotu-gun-control-ad/ RE: US STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS: JAN 2014 - Duchess - 01-28-2014 Just reading "state of the union" made me feel apprehensive. Chances are I will miss it and again rely on what I read in Mock to see what was said. RE: US STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS: JAN 2014 - Cynical Ninja - 01-29-2014 “Is there still a nigger in the oval office?” “Yeah” “Booooooooooo!” RE: US STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS: JAN 2014 - Maggot - 01-29-2014 He never looked the camera straight in the eye. Not sure if that means anything to anyone nowadays. RE: US STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS: JAN 2014 - Cynical Ninja - 01-30-2014 George Bush snr looked directly into the camera when he called for a “new world order”.