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550 BIG ONES! - Duchess - 11-28-2012
For those of you who live in a Powerball state -
- did you buy tix today? It's up to five hundred & fifty million. A half a billion dollars. I heard someone say that was too much money. Yeah, right, too much money. Hear me snort?
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - trixie - 11-28-2012
My husband bought one on the way home from work the other day. It's the winning ticket, I know it.
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - username - 11-28-2012
47% of the population don't pay taxes but they'll sure fork the money over for lottery tickets.
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - Clang McFly - 11-28-2012
I bought a ticket...well ok techically my very generous mother bought it.
Goodbye, welfare.
Hello, never needing to work again.
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - FAHQTOO - 11-28-2012
I'm in a pool at work with 84 other people. I also bought 3 for myself.
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - nrkerr - 11-28-2012
I am going to buy some shortly. I typically don't buy lottery tickets, but what the hell. Can't win if you don't play!!
The last time I played was about a year ago when the Mega Millions was like 364 million.
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - Midwest Spy - 11-28-2012
The odds are 1:175,000,000.
About the same chances that Clang has of getting laid in the next week.
I'm going to buy 3 tix at some point in the next couple of hours.
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - Clang McFly - 11-28-2012
(11-28-2012, 06:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The odds are 1:175,000,000.
About the same chances that Clang has of getting laid in the next week.
Bazinga!
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - SIXFOOTERsez - 11-28-2012
I got mine
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - lbridgeland - 11-28-2012
Present and accounted for...1 quick pick!
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - Maggot - 11-28-2012
The same numbers I play every week 1-2-8-11-29 pb 17
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - username - 11-28-2012
I was in the store today and a woman came in and asked if she could buy a powerball ticket. Dummy.
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - Duchess - 11-29-2012
The drawing produced this series of winning numbers: 05, 16, 22, 23, 29, and a Powerball of 6.
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - Maggot - 11-29-2012
1 number I got 3 once.
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - Duchess - 11-29-2012
(11-28-2012, 09:51 PM)Maggot Wrote: The same numbers I play every week 1-2-8-11-29 pb 17
I think I see the Professor's birthday. There's a reason I remember it.
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - Maggot - 11-29-2012
You are like an elephant that never forgets!
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - Clang McFly - 11-29-2012
Congrats, if any of you are one the two lucky Powerball winners in Arizona and Missouri.
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - ramseycat - 11-29-2012
(11-29-2012, 02:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Congrats, if any of you are one the two lucky Powerball winners in Arizona and Missouri.
I'm sure if the winner were one of us the wouldn't come back to see your congrats. I know I would be out SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - Clang McFly - 11-29-2012
(11-29-2012, 02:29 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(11-29-2012, 02:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Congrats, if any of you are one the two lucky Powerball winners in Arizona and Missouri.
I'm sure if the winner were one of us the wouldn't come back to see your congrats. I know I would be out SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!
They would come by eventually to gloat and tell us about all the luxury items they bought.
RE: 550 BIG ONES! - ramseycat - 11-29-2012
Hmm possibly Clang. I know I wouldn't be around for a long time though. I would be too busy moving into my big new house and putting away all my new shoes in my ginourmous closet.