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Dumbest Criminal Of 2012 - Sphincter Cop - 12-08-2012
Girl Arrested After Bragging About Robbing Bank, Stealing Car in Youtube Video
December 4, 2012 11:55 AM By Nastacia Leshchinskaya
December 4, 2012 11:55 AM By Nastacia Leshchinskaya
In a video titled “Chick Bank Robber,” 19-year-old Hannah Sabata of York, Neb. brags, “My new car is shiny. Of course I took the plates off already.” That’s a nice precaution to take after stealing a Pontiac Grand Am, but posting a Youtube video about it is probably not the greatest move. In a series of hand-written signs, Sabata continues her story: “then I robbed a bank with a gun, a pillow case and a note.” She then shows off a stack of cash, roughly $6,000. She says she plans to use the money to pay off her student loans and go on a shopping spree.
Sabata’s clothes in the video matched the clothing worn by a young woman caught on surveillance tape robbing a bank in Waco. Coincidentally, Sabata was still wearing the same pink striped t-shirt at the time of her arrest.
Congrats Dumbass!
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RE: Dumbest Criminal Of 2012 - heartbreaker6713 - 12-09-2012
The whole system is just a game," she writes. "The government stole my baby ... and they took him away before I could even take him home ... and they charged me with child neglect ... I may not be a mother anymore but I can still find purpose."
"I told my mom today was the best day of my life," she writes in the video. "She just thinks I met a new boy."
Authorities say that Sabata entered the Cornerstone Bank in Waco on Nov. 29 and handed tellers a slip of paper that read, "You are being robbed! NO ALARMS OR LOCKS OR PHONES or INK BAGS! I have a loaded gun. You have 2 minutes," NTV reports.
The York County Sheriff's Department announced that it recovered all but $30, USA Today reports.
More of the story at the link... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/04/hannah-sabata-chick-bank-robber-video_n_2236812.html
RE: Dumbest Criminal Of 2012 - Duchess - 12-09-2012
"You have two minutes". Bwahahaha!
PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG, BITCH, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS!
RE: Dumbest Criminal Of 2012 - heartbreaker6713 - 12-09-2012
She was known to blog about stuff and say some weird stuff... she was apparently HIV positive too in addition to losing her baby. this website took just a few of her blogs and put them together, I'm looking for her actual site.
http://starcasm.net/archives/185533