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Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - SIXFOOTERsez - 12-09-2012
now THIS is some funny shit
http://fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed/27275/
Got to hit the link for the pics
PETA Crashes Biker Gathering… Not to be missed…
Posted on December 4, 2012 by # 1 NWO Hatr
The Steady Drip – by RightBill
Try to read this without laughing out loud… H/T Mike Hoy
What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, “you mess with the bull, and you get the horns”. Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world.
HERE’S HOW POLICE FOUND ONE OF THEM.
Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”
The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activists, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.”
“In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop.”
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”
Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.
“That’s preposterous,”said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party!
What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist’s meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret hand shake,” assured the organizer.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.” Yes, it did. What went wrong is that, at some point in your life, you became horribly, horribly stupid.
http://thesteadydrip.blogspot.com/2012/12/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be.html
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - Duchess - 12-09-2012
(12-09-2012, 01:32 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”
“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - HarleyGuy - 12-09-2012
Damn! I'll have to keep an eye out for those "La Trenes" when I'm wearing my Langlitz!
Aside from that.......gotta luv them bikers!
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - username - 12-09-2012
Hahahaha!!! Love it!
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - HairOfTheDog - 12-09-2012
(12-09-2012, 01:32 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: “That’s just our secret hand shake,” assured the organizer.
"AND... TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, NOW THEY'RE MOCKING US IN THE PRESS!", I can almost hear the PETA protestors now.
![[Image: happy0016.gif]](http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0016.gif)
Of course, the PETA people have every right to protest and I think that some of the causes that they take on are admirable. But, they're often so extreme and organize protests just to gain attention rather than to legitimately accomplish animal rights/protection goals, imo.
Did these protestors really think that they'd convince a bunch of partying bikers to give up leather? I hope they're not that ignorant. In any case, bet they didn't quite expect the reception and resulting press coverage that they're getting. Very funny story...
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - Eat Shit And Die - 12-09-2012
Best thread Title I ever read here LOL
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - username - 12-09-2012
(12-09-2012, 03:27 PM)ESAD Wrote: Best thread Title I ever read here LOL
I was going to make a hummus comment but I restrained myself.
*pats self on back*
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - HairOfTheDog - 12-09-2012
(12-09-2012, 03:30 PM)username Wrote:(12-09-2012, 03:27 PM)ESAD Wrote: Best thread Title I ever read here LOL
I was going to make a hummus comment but I restrained myself.
*pats self on back*
Stuffed that one in your pocket, huh?
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - SIXFOOTERsez - 12-09-2012
They were actually very lucky all they got was a little humiliation. Some jackwagon throws a water balloon filled with some questionable liquid at me is going to the hospital.
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - Maggot - 12-09-2012
PITA
They sure are!!
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - FAHQTOO - 12-09-2012
I'll be the party pooper and let the cat out of the bag. Funny as it is, it's a hoax...never happened. This has been going around for 3 years.
The more likely scenario is the one six footerz put out there...if it ever did happen, they would get their asses kicked.
I still crack up whenever I read it.
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - SIXFOOTERsez - 12-10-2012
I dunno, the Wings Of Gold down here ride hondas and shit and patch their old ladies. They are a kinder gentler biker gang
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - Duchess - 12-10-2012
(12-09-2012, 11:31 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'll be the party pooper and let the cat out of the bag. Funny as it is, it's a hoax...never happened. This has been going around for 3 years.
I'm not normally into bathroom humor but the idea of them being tied up and peed & farted on cracked me the hell up.
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - FAHQTOO - 12-10-2012
(12-10-2012, 06:14 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-09-2012, 11:31 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'll be the party pooper and let the cat out of the bag. Funny as it is, it's a hoax...never happened. This has been going around for 3 years.
I'm not normally into bathroom humor but the idea of them being tied up and peed & farted on cracked me the hell up.
Me too Duchess. I don't know which part is funnier...getting tied up and peed on, being held down and farted on, or force fed hotdogs and hamburgers...Hahaha
Hopefully, not sounding like sinister...if this ever happened at a true biker rally, the outcome wouldn't be pretty. Some people would be going to the hospital, some would go to jail.
RE: Pita is good for the world because they are always good for a laugh - FAHQTOO - 12-10-2012
(12-10-2012, 12:22 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: I dunno, the Wings Of Gold down here ride hondas and shit and patch their old ladies. They are a kinder gentler biker gang
We have a Huge convention in the Fort every couple of years for the Wing-Dingers. A bunch of old (rich) farts hoteling it, and partying at the Coliseum...