(01-03-2013, 01:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: Do you know why Beyonce sings "to the left ....to the left"?


becuz niggaz guts no rights.

You all suck.

(01-03-2013, 01:40 PM)username Wrote: Pooping. Everybody does it. The problem with most people’s poop is that it’s boring. Poop is usually brown, maybe with a little hint of green if you’re lucky. Fortunately, for those seeking to stand out from the crowd of brown-poopers, there are some foods that will make your poop change colors. Looking to impress people at a party? Show them that awesome florescent pink deuce you just expelled! Here are 7 foods that will make your poop change colors:


Frankenberry Cereal (pink)
Flaming Hot Cheetos (red)
Beets (purple)
Guinness Beer (jet black)
Red Wine (green) I don't believe that one.
Blue Velvet Cake (bright blue)
Gold Pills/Edible Glitter

Believe it or not, it’s possible to pimp your poop out. If you’re looking to add a little bling to your bowel movements, save up $425 of your hard-earned money and buy a gold pill. It’s a capsule coated in 24k gold and filled with tiny flecks of actual gold, which your body can’t digest. The result is a sparkly GOLDEN POO log, consisting of the most valuable mineral on earth mixed with the most disgusting thing in existence, but pooping out a golden log will work wonders on your confidence level. For the more thrifty sparkling poo enthusiast, you can also pick them up in silver for a slightly lower price, and if you’re really on the outs, try some edible glitter. It’s made for cakes and cookies, but if you eat it and force it out fast enough, you could wind up with a beautiful loaf of glittery poo-fection. Just don’t try eating real glitter, because glitter is comprised if tiny sheets of metal that could severely lacerate your insides.


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(01-03-2013, 01:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You all suck.

(01-03-2013, 02:27 PM)QueenBee Wrote: Listen, girl..just be careful what you wish for..OK? You asked for bullshit....and user even told you how to make your shit dazzle. What more do you want from us?????

That's a valid point.

(01-03-2013, 11:30 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: five in the ashtray.

Hahaha!

On occasion I am ashamed at what I find amusing.

(01-03-2013, 01:40 PM)username Wrote: Gold Pills/Edible Glitter

Believe it or not, it’s possible to pimp your poop out. If you’re looking to add a little bling to your bowel movements, save up $425 of your hard-earned money and buy a gold pill.