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HEY, GUYS! - Duchess - 01-18-2013
If you had a woody that lasted four hours (or more) would you take it to the emergency room?
RE: HEY, GUYS! - username - 01-18-2013
If my husband's love pump lasted more than 4 hours that's not what would cause him to end up in the hospital. It would be the bedside lamp connecting with his forehead and the ensuing unconsciousness that would do it.
RE: HEY, GUYS! - username - 01-18-2013
BTW, where the hell is a female Viagra? Not that I want one (I'm burning up the vibrator and my husband as is) but you'd think the people that cooked up Viagra would be realizing they made a huge mistake. Bunch of guys walking around with pup tent pants dealing with women like Ramsey who are too tired from swiveling around in their office chairs to "participate".
Poor bastards. "Honey, I took my Viagra"! "Good for you; I still have a headache, asshole".
RE: HEY, GUYS! - HairOfTheDog - 01-18-2013
The all-natural female version of Viagra that's now on the market.
They're little pink pills that could probably be passed off as Smarties. Hmmm...
RE: HEY, GUYS! - username - 01-18-2013
Am I wrong or does insurance often cover Viagra but not b/c pills? That's messed up.
RE: HEY, GUYS! - Maggot - 01-18-2013
I remember the NASCAR viagra car going around the track and having to do a pit stop because the hood poped up.........funny as all hell.
RE: HEY, GUYS! - SIXFOOTERsez - 01-18-2013
(01-18-2013, 08:30 PM)username Wrote: BTW, where the hell is a female Viagra?
You never took one to see what would happen?
Go ahead, I recommend a half
RE: HEY, GUYS! - SIXFOOTERsez - 01-18-2013
(01-18-2013, 07:58 PM)Duchess Wrote:
If you had a woody that lasted four hours (or more) would you take it to the emergency room?
No, more likely to the Fair, get a Blue Ribbon
RE: HEY, GUYS! - username - 01-19-2013
(01-18-2013, 11:08 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:(01-18-2013, 08:30 PM)username Wrote: BTW, where the hell is a female Viagra?
You never took one to see what would happen?
Go ahead, I recommend a half
Srsly? I've never heard of that! There's none in the house (thank God, I might hurt the dog or something) but does Viagra work for women? It makes some sense...
RE: HEY, GUYS! - Duchess - 01-19-2013
(01-18-2013, 11:09 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: No, more likely to the Fair, get a Blue Ribbon
RE: HEY, GUYS! - Eat Shit And Die - 01-19-2013
(01-18-2013, 10:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: I remember the NASCAR viagra car going around the track and having to do a pit stop because the hood poped up.........funny as all hell.
RE: HEY, GUYS! - ramseycat - 01-19-2013
I was tired one day User. Maybe if you did something once in a while you would understand.
Female Viagra looks like Smarties. Hmm interesting....
My ex takes Cailius (so). He was bitching about the insurance and how much scripts cost listing his mess. He must have thought I didn't know what Cialius was. I almost peed myself laughing at him. He got mad. Hahhahahaha.
RE: HEY, GUYS! - Duchess - 01-19-2013
*snicker* I think it's funny the ex-hole needs a lil' help gettin' it up.
RE: HEY, GUYS! - crash - 01-19-2013
(01-19-2013, 12:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:
*snicker* I think it's funny the ex-hole needs a lil' help gettin' it up.
Side effect of the memories of sex with Ramsey, I'd hazard to guess...
RE: HEY, GUYS! - Duchess - 01-19-2013
I laughed out loud.