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Remember this...... - Maggot - 02-05-2013
Dear Friends:
I hate every last one of the protons circling your atoms in the molecules of your body. The thought of screwing up your DNA to the point of reducing you to an earthworm like status makes me want to thread your quivering bodies on my fish hook and caste you out into a sea of carnivours that will surely find you as tasty as the pond scum that is the usual fare.
Thank you
Maggot
RE: Remember this...... - Clang McFly - 02-06-2013
RE: Remember this...... - aussiefriend - 02-06-2013
Right back at ya bitch!
RE: Remember this...... - Duchess - 02-06-2013
Awesome way to start the day. Thanks!
RE: Remember this...... - Sphincter Cop - 02-06-2013
You Should "friend" Maytee Clarke on facebook. Can you imagine the epic dialogue that you would have?
RE: Remember this...... - Duchess - 02-06-2013
I'd love to see her join Mock, yes I would.
RE: Remember this...... - username - 02-06-2013
I like how it starts Dear Friends...
RE: Remember this...... - Jimbone - 02-06-2013
(02-05-2013, 10:55 PM)Maggot Wrote: Dear Friends:
I hate every last one of the protons circling your atoms in the molecules of your body. The thought of screwing up your DNA to the point of reducing you to an earthworm like status makes me want to thread your quivering bodies on my fish hook and caste you out into a sea of carnivours that will surely find you as tasty as the pond scum that is the usual fare.
Thank you
Maggot
I believe you meant cast.
RE: Remember this...... - HairOfTheDog - 02-06-2013
Dear Maggot,
If your DNA re-engineering succeeds and I find myself cast out and dangling from your feeble pole, prepare to go hungry, larvae brain...
...........................................................and Maggot waits...
RE: Remember this...... - Clang McFly - 02-06-2013
RE: Remember this...... - Maggot - 02-07-2013
What are you laughing at Cinderella man?
RE: Remember this...... - HairOfTheDog - 02-07-2013
We got a peek inside your diary, Maggot. It might explain the laughter.
Sorry, but it was unlocked and just popped open.
Page 37. Events of: 2/5/2013
Dearest diary,
Today I advised my internet “friends” of my evil plan to transform them into earthworm-like status. They have been duly warned of their impending fate, though they foolishly doubt my powers. They shall see, oh yes, they shall see. Indeed, fish bait they shall be.
Also, today I took 123 tokes of purple kush from the hookah bong, an all-time high.
P.s. These two daily events are in no way related.
Love,
Maggot
RE: Remember this...... - Clang McFly - 02-08-2013
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