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DID YOU KNOW? - Duchess - 02-08-2013
There is such a thing as National Black Hiv/Aids Awareness Day?
Well, there is and their slogan is "Our ancestors fought that we might be free - even from HIV".
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - crash - 02-08-2013
They prob'ly fought that oh-barma was thy'r save-yor too!
I know, I know, but say it with ESAD's accent...
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - Eat Shit And Die - 02-08-2013
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - BlueTiki - 02-08-2013
(02-08-2013, 08:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:
There is such a thing as National Black Hiv/Aids Awareness Day?
Yah Ta Hey!
Dere's ones for dem Natives, too! March 20.
Dey gots one for dem gay menz, but not dem lesbos or tards.
Dat's not right!
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - Duchess - 02-08-2013
(02-08-2013, 01:14 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Dere's ones for dem Natives, too! March 20.
That's also National Ravioli Day & two weeks earlier, on the 6th, is National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day. Who knew!
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - Maggot - 02-08-2013
Today must be "national post something inane day"
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - Duchess - 02-08-2013
Nope, National Molasses Bar Day.
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - Maggot - 02-08-2013
REALLY?
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - Duchess - 02-08-2013
Really...and tomorrow is National Bagels & Lox Day.
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - Maggot - 02-08-2013
It will take me a week to get over mole asses barday.
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - HairOfTheDog - 02-08-2013
Go fly a kite!
Today's national "fly a kite day"...
Did you know? Kites were first used by the military in ancient China over 3,000 years ago. They'd fasten light explosives to the kites and detonate them over enemy camps.
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - Maggot - 02-08-2013
I bet they used remote control to detonate them.
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - OnBendedKnee - 02-08-2013
If I had to choose kites or dolphins for military work, I'd choose dolphins.
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - Clang McFly - 02-08-2013
(02-08-2013, 01:27 PM)Duchess Wrote: National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day.
What kind of monster/idiot would ruin a perfectly good cheesecake with white chocolate? Yuck.
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - Maggot - 02-08-2013
Lets go fly a kike up to the highest heights..........
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - HairOfTheDog - 02-08-2013
(02-08-2013, 02:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: I bet they used remote control to detonate them.
I love Chinese kites (and lanterns and masks), but I don't know much about ancient explosives.
I suppose that the string could be considered an ancient form of "remotely controlling" the kite which was possibly navigated to crash into structures within/around the enemy camp, or maybe the explosive kite was shot down by arrow or something once it sailed over the enemy camp. This is my 小爆炸 (small bang) detonation guesstimation theory for which there is no factual basis or confirmation.
I also read that the Chinese fitted kites with hooks and bait and used them for fishing, but I don't know exactly how that worked either.
Confucius Say: “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.”
If Confucius was right, I am really knowledgeable.
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - OnBendedKnee - 02-08-2013
Chinese kites?
How racist!
The Chinese did invent gunpowder though, so maybe.
RE: DID YOU KNOW? - HairOfTheDog - 02-08-2013
(02-08-2013, 04:21 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Chinese kites?
How racist!
The Chinese did invent gunpowder though, so maybe.
You're right, that did sound like blatant kite racism. Truly, I like all kites, not just Chinese ones. The traditional Chinese dragon kites are the coolest though.
Ah, my chow mein delivery just arrived...