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AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - Printable Version

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AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - Midwest Spy - 02-08-2013

To my knowledge, it's never been appropriately resolved.

How DO you solve a problem like Maria?

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - OnBendedKnee - 02-08-2013

[Image: maria_zps5a275ded.gif]

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - Duchess - 02-08-2013

How do you catch a cloud & pin it down?

How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

I can hardly stand that I'm quoting The Sound Of Music. Ooohh god.

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - Midwest Spy - 02-08-2013

(02-08-2013, 05:14 PM)Duchess Wrote:

How do you catch a cloud & pin it down?

How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

I can hardly stand that I'm quoting The Sound Of Music. Ooohh god.

You DO bear a striking resemblence to the Reverend Mother.

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - Midwest Spy - 02-08-2013

The Sound of Music Cast (Mock characters):

Captain Von Trapp- Midwest Spy (fairly obvious)
Maria- HotD
The Baroness- Username
Uncle Max- O.B.K.
Rolfe- Cracker
Liesl- Ramsey
Friedrich- the Kid
Kurt- Clang
Brigitta- NrKerr
Marta- Heartbreaker
Gretl- Older Than Dirt
Reverend Mother- Duchess
Herr Zeller- ESAD
Sister Margaretta- Sally

Edit: BTW, I can't wait to see Cracker and Ramsey doing '16 going on 17' together.

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - Duchess - 02-08-2013

(02-08-2013, 05:17 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: You DO bear a striking resemblence to the Reverend Mother.

Muthafucka! [Image: 774_smiley_getting_kicked_in_the_balls.gif]

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - Midwest Spy - 02-08-2013

(02-08-2013, 05:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-08-2013, 05:17 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: You DO bear a striking resemblence to the Reverend Mother.

Muthafucka!

I meant your voice and her voice.

That woman can belt it out!

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - crash - 02-08-2013

(02-08-2013, 05:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Kurt- Clang

I don't ever remember Kurt donning his sister's dress, grabbing the microphone and belting out 'It's raining men'

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - Midwest Spy - 02-08-2013

(02-08-2013, 05:41 PM)crash Wrote:
(02-08-2013, 05:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Kurt- Clang

I don't ever remember Kurt donning his sister's dress, grabbing the microphone and belting out 'It's raining men'

Yep.

'Sound of Music: The Men Turn Into Women'

Released: December 1970

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - sally - 02-08-2013

(02-08-2013, 05:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The Sound of Music Cast (Mock characters):

Captain Von Trapp- Midwest Spy (fairly obvious)
Maria- HotD
The Baroness- Username
Uncle Max- O.B.K.
Rolfe- Cracker
Liesl- Ramsey
Friedrich- the Kid
Kurt- Clang
Brigitta- NrKerr
Marta- Heartbreaker
Gretl- Older Than Dirt
Reverend Mother- Duchess
Herr Zeller- ESAD
Sister Margaretta- Sally

Edit: BTW, I can't wait to see Cracker and Ramsey doing '16 going on 17' together.

You're gayer than Sphincter Cop, I never even watched that stupid musical to know who the characters are.

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - Midwest Spy - 02-08-2013

(02-08-2013, 05:56 PM)sally Wrote:
(02-08-2013, 05:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The Sound of Music Cast (Mock characters):

Captain Von Trapp- Midwest Spy (fairly obvious)
Maria- HotD
The Baroness- Username
Uncle Max- O.B.K.
Rolfe- Cracker
Liesl- Ramsey
Friedrich- the Kid
Kurt- Clang
Brigitta- NrKerr
Marta- Heartbreaker
Gretl- Older Than Dirt
Reverend Mother- Duchess
Herr Zeller- ESAD
Sister Margaretta- Sally

Edit: BTW, I can't wait to see Cracker and Ramsey doing '16 going on 17' together.

You're gayer than Sphincter Cop, I never even watched that stupid musical to know who the characters are.

It may lean to the 'Artsy' side, but Captain Von Trapp laid a ton of cable.

BTW, your character, Sister Margaretta, was a Nun that wore Stiletto's, choked down heaters and had a beer permanently attached to her hand.

You'd have loved her!

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - BlueTiki - 02-08-2013

(02-08-2013, 06:00 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: It may lean to the 'Artsy' side, but Captain Von Trapp laid a ton of cable.

Maria was a ball-bustin' bitch, IRL.

Trapp was a henpecked, slip of a man.

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - Midwest Spy - 02-08-2013

(02-08-2013, 06:05 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(02-08-2013, 06:00 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: It may lean to the 'Artsy' side, but Captain Von Trapp laid a ton of cable.

Maria was a ball-bustin' bitch, IRL.

Trapp was a henpecked, slip of a man.

I suppose if your name is 'Gay-org' you don't stand much of a chance.

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - username - 02-08-2013

I've never watched The Sound of Music.

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - BlueTiki - 02-08-2013

(02-08-2013, 06:19 PM)username Wrote: I've never watched The Sound of Music.

They leave out the part where she was bangin' Trapp before they were married.

She popped out a kid two months after the nuptials.

That's the problem they were trying to solve.

Maria liked the wild thing.

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - ramseycat - 02-08-2013

(02-08-2013, 06:19 PM)username Wrote: I've never watched The Sound of Music.

Me either. No interest.

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - Midwest Spy - 02-08-2013

(02-08-2013, 06:29 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(02-08-2013, 06:19 PM)username Wrote: I've never watched The Sound of Music.

Me either. No interest.

In my production, you play the part of young Liesl.

She's enamored with Rolfe (played by Cracker).

You two have a five minute scene, in the rain, dancing and singing together.

We're gonna need your best effort.

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - BlueTiki - 02-08-2013

Hey Spy . . .

You gonna camp the production up a bit or stay the traditional course?

Ima thinkin' your gonna wanna satisfy your "The Hills are Alive" fantasy with HOTD.

(Remember Julie in SOB?)

Full disclosure . . . it's only fair.

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - HairOfTheDog - 02-08-2013

(02-08-2013, 06:05 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(02-08-2013, 06:00 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: It may lean to the 'Artsy' side, but Captain Von Trapp laid a ton of cable.

Maria was a ball-bustin' bitch, IRL.

Trapp was a henpecked, slip of a man.

I don't think MS would make a very good casting agent.

Aussie's a more natural choice for the part of Maria Von Trapp. I'm not much on religion, marriage, and prancing around in perpetual song.

I could maybe pull off Maria from Westside Story, aside from that little ethnicity thing.

RE: AN AGE-OLD QUESTION - Midwest Spy - 02-08-2013

We will be adding many love scenes to this production between the Captain and Maria (and cutting out one of the Captain's many 'Edelweis' scenes).

You're (Tiki) welcome to direct if you'd like.

If I'm concentrating on HotD (like she deserves), I won't be able to function in other critical areas.