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I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Duchess - 02-15-2013



...but I won't.

I'm supposed to be on my way to the Poconos right now but I'm stuck here with you.

C'mere and let me bother you.



RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Eat Shit And Die - 02-15-2013

Not if you're gonna be like that im not chopped liver so go fuck yourself.


RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Duchess - 02-15-2013



I don't think you're chopped liver, honey. I don't like liver. Yuk.



RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Eat Shit And Die - 02-15-2013

Hmmmmm.


RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Jimbone - 02-15-2013

Ah the Poconos... know it well.

Were you supposed to spend some time in a heart shaped tub perhaps?

[Image: PJ-AU446_poca3_G_20100407164049.jpg]

Or maybe a champagne tower?

[Image: champagne-towers-01.jpg]


RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Duchess - 02-15-2013

(02-15-2013, 11:51 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Were you supposed to spend some time in a heart shaped tub perhaps?


Good gawd no!

...and besides, I don't think my girlfriends would be into that anyway.



RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Eat Shit And Die - 02-15-2013

lezzing out.


RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Duchess - 02-15-2013



Nah, I wouldn't have to go out of town to do that if that's what interested us.



RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Eat Shit And Die - 02-15-2013

You're lezzing out.


RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Jimbone - 02-15-2013

Nah, she was either going to gamble or ski lodge it for a weekend.


RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - ramseycat - 02-15-2013

Why can't you go?


RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Maggot - 02-15-2013

They have cameras in the bathroom.


RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Duchess - 02-15-2013

(02-15-2013, 01:05 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Why can't you go?


My boss asked me to do something for her, she had a previous commitment & I choose not to tell her I had other plans. She wouldn't have asked had she known.



RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Eat Shit And Die - 02-15-2013

You're are so selfless i will dream of you for 48 hours tonight now.


RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Duchess - 02-15-2013



How dare you call me selfless. 16



RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - ramseycat - 02-15-2013

Duchess is not selfless. Her boss signs the pay check.


RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Duchess - 02-15-2013



Precisely.



RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - Eat Shit And Die - 02-15-2013

Ramsey take your tongue out of her asshole for 30 seconds, breath and then fuck off.


RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - ramseycat - 02-15-2013

(02-15-2013, 01:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Precisely.

Selfish bitch. I need a new coach bag. Get me one.


RE: I COULD HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE - ramseycat - 02-15-2013

(02-15-2013, 01:54 PM)ESAD Wrote: Ramsey take your tongue out of her asshole for 30 seconds, breath and then fuck off.

Why? Cuz that's where your tongue wants to be?