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SEX CONTRACT - Duchess - 03-13-2013
'I promise to have sex with you once a week and come up with something new to try at least twice a month. In return, you promise to kiss me more, spend more time on foreplay and give me lots of compliments in bed.'
Would you sign on the dotted line if your partner asked you to sign a sex contract?
I didn't know whether to laugh or roll my eyes when I read that.
RE: SEX CONTRACT - QueenBee - 03-13-2013
My first response was to say I would tell my partner "Fuck you". But he would just say "That is the point".
RE: SEX CONTRACT - BlueTiki - 03-13-2013
Once a week?
Stingy, impotent asshole.
RE: SEX CONTRACT - Tasmanian - 03-13-2013
If my partner needed to ask me to sign a sex contract, it would be time to find a new partner.
RE: SEX CONTRACT - HairOfTheDog - 03-13-2013
Lots of compliments in bed? The most diverse and sincere compliments of them all.
Well, at least the contract doesn't stipulate spooning and snuggling required afterwards.
RE: SEX CONTRACT - ramseycat - 03-13-2013
(03-13-2013, 09:22 AM)Duchess Wrote:
'I promise to have sex with you once a week and come up with something new to try at least twice a month. In return, you promise to kiss me more, spend more time on foreplay and give me lots of compliments in bed.'
Would you sign on the dotted line if your partner asked you to sign a sex contract?
I didn't know whether to laugh or roll my eyes when I read that.
How about both?
RE: SEX CONTRACT - Midwest Spy - 03-13-2013
(03-13-2013, 11:58 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, at least the contract doesn't stipulate spooning and snuggling required afterwards.
This ^^^ is why I would love you if we ever met.
RE: SEX CONTRACT - aussiefriend - 03-13-2013
Go fuck yourself.
RE: SEX CONTRACT - sally - 03-13-2013
(03-13-2013, 04:34 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Go fuck yourself.
I thought the same thing when I read MS's post.
RE: SEX CONTRACT - Midwest Spy - 03-13-2013
(03-13-2013, 04:39 PM)sally Wrote:(03-13-2013, 04:34 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Go fuck yourself.
I thought the same thing when I read MS's post.
This ^^^ is why I would love you if we ever met.
That, and of course, your amazing rack.
RE: SEX CONTRACT - aussiefriend - 03-13-2013
(03-13-2013, 04:39 PM)sally Wrote:(03-13-2013, 04:34 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Go fuck yourself.
I thought the same thing when I read MS's post.
RE: SEX CONTRACT - Duchess - 03-14-2013
I think all this contract stuff is dumb. I understand the need to protect your money but other than that it's all bullshit.
RE: SEX CONTRACT - crash - 03-14-2013
I can't imagine having sex with someone who is only doing it because they signed a contract...if I'm having sex with a woman I want her to be there because she wants to fuck my brains out or vice versa
RE: SEX CONTRACT - Maggot - 03-14-2013
How the hell does this printer work?