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A VAGINA FACIAL - Duchess - 04-07-2013



hah

Step right up female Mockers.

First came the vajazzle, now get ready a more indulgent modern beauty treatment - the vajacial.

The quest for perfect skin has gone to a new frontier with a facial for vaginas.



RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - thekid65 - 04-07-2013

Just in case you gals need a bit more detail (WTF...a peach?)




RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - Duchess - 04-07-2013



I've never considered giving my kitty a facial & I'm laughing thinking about doing so.



RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - SIXFOOTERsez - 04-07-2013

LOL, ya know, that Papaya is used for a meat tenderizer


RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - ramseycat - 04-07-2013

Why mess with perfection?


RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - Duchess - 04-07-2013



Jodi Arias could use one.



RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - Maggot - 04-07-2013

I thought it was a new term for face sitting.


RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - thekid65 - 04-07-2013

Me too, when I first saw the thread title. Was hoping some study was going on that concluded that a wet juicy pussy was good for a mans facial skin.


RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - HairOfTheDog - 04-07-2013

(04-07-2013, 11:01 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Me too, when I first saw the thread title. Was hoping some study was going on that concluded that a wet juicy pussy was good for a mans facial skin.

Nothing scientific, but I've been told that it's good for a man's mind and soul and to withhold it would be selfish, if that helps.


RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - thekid65 - 04-07-2013

You know, HoTD...I've heard the exact same thing. Keep that in mind next time I'm in SF, OK?


RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - HairOfTheDog - 04-07-2013

(04-07-2013, 11:34 AM)thekid65 Wrote: You know, HoTD...I've heard the exact same thing. Keep that in mind next time I'm in SF, OK?

You got it. But, keep in mind that I'm a selfish bitch. 27


RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - thekid65 - 04-07-2013

But...but...it's a mutually beneficial thing, is it not? So, you may be selfish.


RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - Duchess - 04-07-2013

(04-07-2013, 12:19 PM)thekid65 Wrote: it's a mutually beneficial thing, is it not?


*nods vigorously*



RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - Duchess - 04-07-2013



I typed "vagina facial" into google images & I saw something no human being should ever see. I ran right off the page. It was horrible.



RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - SIXFOOTERsez - 04-07-2013

(04-07-2013, 10:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Why mess with perfection?

Some do need the help. Some resemble an axe wound


RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - ramseycat - 04-07-2013

(04-07-2013, 03:25 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 10:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Why mess with perfection?

Some do need the help. Some resemble an axe wound

I was speaking for myself. I'm sure Cracker's junk is hideous, but I wouldn't call it an axe wound.


RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - username - 04-07-2013

(04-07-2013, 10:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Why mess with perfection?

Liar.


RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - HairOfTheDog - 04-07-2013

(04-07-2013, 06:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 03:25 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 10:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Why mess with perfection?

Some do need the help. Some resemble an axe wound

I was speaking for myself. I'm sure Cracker's junk is hideous, but I wouldn't call it an axe wound.

Jesus, ramsey. I was just thinking how you seem to have mastered typing on your phone. Yay ramsey!

Then, you post this shit. WTF ramsey?

Maybe it's just me, but I think it's very weird that you'd be imagining another poster's vagina.


RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - ramseycat - 04-07-2013

I would rather poke my own eyes out than see a nasty vagina.


RE: A VAGINA FACIAL - username - 04-07-2013

(04-07-2013, 07:04 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 06:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 03:25 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 10:13 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Why mess with perfection?

Some do need the help. Some resemble an axe wound

I was speaking for myself. I'm sure Cracker's junk is hideous, but I wouldn't call it an axe wound.

Jesus, ramsey. I was just thinking how you seem to have mastered typing on your phone. Yay ramsey!

Then, you post this shit. WTF ramsey?

Maybe it's just me, but I think it's very weird that you'd be imagining another poster's vagina.

Not just you. I guess when Cracker says she has long, beautiful hair, Ramsey can point to her supposed perfect vjay.

Yuk.