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Beaver kills man - Maggot - 04-12-2013
lesson learned ......do not mess with a beaver!
RE: Beaver kills man - Duchess - 04-12-2013
I read about this last night. I've often gotten out of a vehicle to take pix of wildlife but I'd think twice about doing so now in regards to that kind of critter.
RE: Beaver kills man - Maggot - 04-12-2013
I had one chase me up a river bank when I was fishing once. I should have paid attention when he was slapping his tail 20 yards off shore. He popped up 2 ft from me and started chasing me. It took an hr. to get my fishing pole and tackle box back. I bet I looked like a cartoon character with my feet going like crazy and me still in one spot.
RE: Beaver kills man - sally - 04-12-2013
I didn't know Beavers were that aggressive. What about otters? They're so cute, I hate to try to pet one and get my throat ripped out.
RE: Beaver kills man - Duchess - 04-12-2013
Normally when critters are that aggressive they are rabid or protecting their babies. It's the nature of a wild animal to run from you, not towards you.
RE: Beaver kills man - Jimbone - 04-12-2013
When I saw this headline, I expected something completely different in the thread.
RE: Beaver kills man - Duchess - 04-12-2013
Two orgasms.
RE: Beaver kills man - username - 04-12-2013
I was glad to read the video posted isn't a video of this guy's death.
I'm swearing off beavers.
RE: Beaver kills man - F.U. - 04-12-2013
(04-12-2013, 11:23 AM)Jimbone Wrote: When I saw this headline, I expected something completely different in the thread.
That makes two of us Jimbone.
RE: Beaver kills man - Maggot - 04-12-2013
(04-12-2013, 11:26 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Two orgasms.
The video was a bit strong. Glad I could help.
RE: Beaver kills man - Jimbone - 04-12-2013
(04-12-2013, 11:26 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Two orgasms.
Someone's day is already off to a great start!
RE: Beaver kills man - Maggot - 04-12-2013
let the bitch slapping commence.
RE: Beaver kills man - QueenBee - 04-12-2013
OK, when I first saw this headline on Yahoo..Beaver kills man, my first thoughts did not go to that flat tailed rodent.
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RE: Beaver kills man - Maggot - 04-12-2013
I thought he died in a teacup.
RE: Beaver kills man - QueenBee - 04-12-2013
(04-12-2013, 09:45 PM)Maggot Wrote: I thought he died in a teacup.
Nope...he died in VietNam, while chugging PopRocks and Coke. While sitting in a teacup.
RE: Beaver kills man - Maggot - 04-12-2013
I saw a kid puke in a teacup at Santas village.........The elves were not happy.
RE: Beaver kills man - ZEROSPHERES - 04-13-2013
Does anybody know how he got that nickname?
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RE: Beaver kills man - Clang McFly - 04-13-2013
http://www.leaveittobeaver.org/faq.htm#How
RE: Beaver kills man - ZEROSPHERES - 04-13-2013
(04-13-2013, 02:43 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: http://www.leaveittobeaver.org/faq.htm#HowThanks Clang...
3B) How did Beaver get his name?
This was revealed in the very last show. When Theodore was an infant and Wally was a young lad, he had problems pronouncing "Theodore." It came out sounding like "Beaver", so the nickname stuck.
RE: Beaver kills man - username - 04-13-2013
Well that's stupid. Theodore and Beaver sound nothing alike, I could see Theo but how the hell do you get from Theodore to Beaver?