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GET THE HELL UP - Duchess - 04-14-2013
You're wasting time & your life by lollygagging in bed all morning.
I found a dead deer yesterday while riding. I'm very surprised I didn't smell it decomposing, my horse did and it made him prance sideways. Its head was flat and the legs were still covered in hair and attached but its rib cage had been picked clean.
RE: GET THE HELL UP - Eat Shit And Die - 04-14-2013
What a morbid tale, did you eat what was left.
RE: GET THE HELL UP - Duchess - 04-14-2013
Noooo...and what I described I saw in the split second before I averted my eyes. Strangely enough it didn't bother me in the way it bothers me to see them dead along side the road.
RE: GET THE HELL UP - Eat Shit And Die - 04-14-2013
You should have force fed it to your horse.
RE: GET THE HELL UP - thekid65 - 04-14-2013
Fuck off Bitch. I was here this am while you were dreaming of gagging on my cock.
(attempting to get a vote for the biggest asshole)
RE: GET THE HELL UP - Duchess - 04-14-2013
CockCockCockCockCockCock
RE: GET THE HELL UP - Duchess - 04-14-2013
This is just an observation but I think Clang was going to bed when I was getting up.
RE: GET THE HELL UP - Maggot - 04-14-2013
I was not sleeping.
RE: GET THE HELL UP - thekid65 - 04-14-2013
(04-14-2013, 08:03 AM)Duchess Wrote:
garglegarglegarglegargle
Edited for accuracy.
RE: GET THE HELL UP - HairOfTheDog - 04-14-2013
(04-14-2013, 09:45 AM)thekid65 Wrote:(04-14-2013, 08:03 AM)Duchess Wrote:
garglegarglegarglegargle
Edited for accuracy.
Lots of gargling required afterwards, huh?
Ah well, at least you know your own shortcomings.
It might be hard to swallow for some, but you seem to just accept that not everyone has great taste.
(attempting to get a vote for the biggest bitch)
RE: GET THE HELL UP - Duchess - 04-14-2013
(04-14-2013, 07:56 AM)thekid65 Wrote: (attempting to get a vote for the biggest asshole)
(04-14-2013, 10:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (attempting to get a vote for the biggest bitch)
Awesome Members & I'm lucky to have you. Don't let that go to your head.
...now where is that cutie pie Sally, god knows she's in the running.
RE: GET THE HELL UP - HairOfTheDog - 04-14-2013
(04-14-2013, 10:31 AM)Duchess Wrote:(04-14-2013, 07:56 AM)thekid65 Wrote: (attempting to get a vote for the biggest asshole)
(04-14-2013, 10:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (attempting to get a vote for the biggest bitch)
...now where is that cutie pie Sally, god knows she's in the running.
IIRC, sally was the first and only winner of Mock's Biggest Dick award. I think she even got to babysit one of Dick's dogs for a couple of days as her prize.
RE: GET THE HELL UP - Eat Shit And Die - 04-14-2013
Oh the spoils of war...
RE: GET THE HELL UP - Maggot - 04-14-2013
Is there any hair pulling?
RE: GET THE HELL UP - HairOfTheDog - 04-14-2013
[quoteMaggot] wrote: Is there any hair pulling? [/quote]
I bet Kid's a hair puller. Just a guess.
RE: GET THE HELL UP - ramseycat - 04-14-2013
(04-14-2013, 11:56 AM)Maggot Wrote: Is there any hair pulling?
Only yours.
RE: GET THE HELL UP - Clang McFly - 04-14-2013
(04-14-2013, 08:12 AM)Duchess Wrote:
This is just an observation but I think Clang was going to bed when I was getting up.
Its possible. Between food shopping, internet, and watching Doctor Who, Orphan Black and SNL I didn't get to bed until about 4:30AM this morning. Just back from Mass and then ate my lunch or I would've online sooner.
RE: GET THE HELL UP - LuciferLynn - 04-14-2013
I slept in til noon today! Good grief I was probably 13 the last time that happened.