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it's redneck festival time in Daytona!
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02-12-2010, 03:12 PM
race week, otherwise known as the Daytona 500. oh the sights you see! it's almost as good as bike week! the noise! the traffic! the drunken imbeciles sitting on top their RVs in the infield, waiting to see who falls off first! the mall across the highway filled with really fat toothless fans wearing spandex, bedroom slippers from walmart, overalls and carrying their little beer coolers! :B

YEEHAW!! i am so damn happy i never have to see that shit again!

   

















































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02-12-2010, 03:22 PM
Yeeeeee-haw.


Come to my neck of the woods. That guy has got nothin' on some of the natives around here.
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02-12-2010, 03:23 PM
Question.

Do they actually have competitive televised eating contests in the US?
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02-12-2010, 03:30 PM
(02-12-2010, 03:23 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Question.

Do they actually have competitive televised eating contests in the US?

You're kidding right?

The eating champion right now is an asian guy who weighs about 98 lbs soaking wet. He can eat something like oh 60 hot dogs (in a bun mind you) in 30 minutes.

Ok-I'm lying about the statistics, but it's a shitload of food in a very short amount of time.
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02-12-2010, 03:32 PM
(02-12-2010, 03:22 PM)Jamminitin Wrote: Yeeeeee-haw.


Come to my neck of the woods. That guy has got nothin' on some of the natives around here.

I am so looking forward to the county fair this summer. MULLET CONTEST!
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02-12-2010, 03:32 PM
The concept of someone stuffing their face on television for entertainment purposes is completely and utterly alien to me thank christ.
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02-12-2010, 03:35 PM
I hope they are enjoying the lovely weather here. It's 49 degrees with thunder storms 39
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02-12-2010, 03:45 PM
(02-12-2010, 03:35 PM)sally Wrote: I hope they are enjoying the lovely weather here. It's 49 degrees with thunder storms 39

then they're all loitering around in the mall. or the airport watching the air-o-planes take off. heh. ::lol::

















































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02-12-2010, 05:37 PM
Go Danica Patrick! :B


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02-12-2010, 05:39 PM
(02-12-2010, 03:32 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: The concept of someone stuffing their face on television for entertainment purposes is completely and utterly alien to me thank christ.

They make money doing it. I saw it one time on cable. Kinda like watching a car accident. You don't want to look, it disgusts you, but you can't turn away.
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02-12-2010, 05:41 PM
(02-12-2010, 05:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Go Danica Patrick! :B

She is a giant huge bitch. NO ONE on the circuit likes her......or so I've heard. Julie knows how she feels.
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02-12-2010, 05:42 PM
I heard her on the radio once and she was a sniveling little twat with a sense of entitlement.
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02-12-2010, 11:45 PM
(02-12-2010, 05:41 PM)Jamminitin Wrote:
(02-12-2010, 05:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Go Danica Patrick! :B

She is a giant huge bitch. NO ONE on the circuit likes her......or so I've heard. Julie knows how she feels.

Yeah.....and Dale Earnhardt was a perfect gentleman.78.........STFU she is a hot bitch with warm rubber and smoke. A real woman with fire in her fingertips and flames in her thighs. Besides WTF does drooly know anyways. 95 She cannot even fit on the freakin fat tubba bus nevermind put on a seatbelt and change the radio station at the same time.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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02-13-2010, 12:04 AM
And on top of that.......I find it hard to believe that she could be even 5⁄16 as fucked up and backstabbing bitch supreme or half as crude and dingbatty as some twits that are here taking up good internet pixels.
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02-13-2010, 09:20 AM
I'd like to see Danica start winning, Daytona would be a good start, then maybe Indy.Smiley_emoticons_wink
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02-13-2010, 09:50 AM
(02-12-2010, 05:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: Go Danica Patrick! :B

It would be nice if Maggot would pull his head out of his ass and post images in jpeg, png, or gif formats so that it freaking thumbnails them. Not to mention bitmaps SUCK ROYAL ASS.
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