Got your tree up yet?

[thekid65]

$29 wouldnt buy me a proper meal, and is a solid deal on a Christmas tree (assuming the fucker lasts till Christmas).

Looks good, Sally....although I wish the pic was bigger!

[sally]

Heres mine, I got it from Food Lion for 29 bucks. It's actually the first tree I've had in years that stood up straight in the stand all by itself. Usually I have to put shims under it or tie the damn thing to the wall to get it straight.

Gee sally what a nice looking tree, and for only 29.00!! at 7.00 per meal it could have fed four people. pride is a gainful thing isn't it?

I hope it brings you all the joy you deserve this holiday season.

Oh shut the hell up and go outside and hug your tree. With any luck you'll trip and land in a mound of fire ants.

[sally]

$29 wouldnt buy me a proper meal, and is a solid deal on a Christmas tree (assuming the fucker lasts till Christmas).

Looks good, Sally....although I wish the pic was bigger!

It was taking up the whole screen so I resized it. I'm still trying to figure out how I can post the picture so it can be enlarged by clicking on it.

[thekid65]

Use image shack, like I did. It will give you a clickable thumbnail picture for forum posting.

[Cracker]

How do people manage to be haters and Christians? I don't get that. I think that is why the whole "Baptist" thing bugs the shit out of me.

I'm not posting pics of my dried up fucking tree. I will if it actually turns brown before Christmas.

[Maggot]

My heart bleeds bright orange piss for ya cracker.........bright orange piss. You need either a: a good fucking lay b: a good drunk or c: some loud ass fireworks.

[username]

My husband took the kids to a tree farm and chopped down a tree yesterday (and had cider and popcorn and stuff). Annual tradition but I couldn't go this year--we ended up with a pathetic little tree, lol. I don't know how it's going to hold any ornaments--all the branches are tiny.

[Cracker]

all the branches are tiny.

Dick manages somehow.

The whole tree tradition sounds like fun. I'm ashamed I load up the ones around here and take them to Home Depot. Oh well, they drew the short straw. hahaha

[Cracker]

My heart bleeds bright orange piss for ya cracker.........bright orange piss. You need either a: a good fucking lay b: a good drunk or c: some loud ass fireworks.

I'm pretty content. My tree is dead, but I wasn't pretending it was alive in the first place. I get to do what I want when I want. I go where I want. I buy what I want. I only answer to me. I hated being married. Some people like it, I guess, if they marry well. I only have good taste in music, not husbands. I do better on my own. I'm not one of those lonely, pathetic people. I like my life.

I could stand a few drinks. Haven't done that in a long time. I may pick up some beer or wine tonight.

As far as fireworks, I live in a redneck-filled subdivision. Every fucking holiday is a fireworks holiday. I shit you not, there were fireworks at Easter.

[sally]

thekid:

I go to the Home Depot. I'll pop for a $40 tree (7'), but I'm too cheap to pay $60 or $80 for a dead tree. I need to put an evergreen in a pot on the back deck and wheel that in to decorate every year.

I didn't mix up the special tree watering stuff this year, either. I didn't notice that it helped last year. Do you just keep water in your tree holder?

surgar water will help set the needles on a dead tree, instead of cutting the tree off flat cut it at a 45 degree angle and soak it for a day in a bucket of surgar water.

then just keep the holder full from the bucket of solution you used to soak the tree in.

Do not listen to this idiot. Some asshole told me to put sugar water in my stand last year and a week later it smelled like my tree puked all over itself. At first I thought one of the dogs puked somewhere, but it was coming from the tree. I know it was the sugar water that caused it.

[thekid65]

As far as fireworks, I live in a redneck-filled subdivision. Every fucking holiday is a fireworks holiday. I shit you not, there were fireworks at Easter.

Meh, true rednecks dont need fireworks, they've got the guns.

Cant believe your tree is dried up already...either you bought it on Halloween, or the well out back has gone dry....

[IMaDick]

How do people manage to be haters and Christians? I don't get that. I think that is why the whole "Baptist" thing bugs the shit out of me.

I'm not posting pics of my dried up fucking tree. I will if it actually turns brown before Christmas.

I agree, these people are mean to me just because I don't retaliate, it's really sad, I try to spread cheer and great joy just to be abused.

[IMaDick]

thekid:

I go to the Home Depot. I'll pop for a $40 tree (7'), but I'm too cheap to pay $60 or $80 for a dead tree. I need to put an evergreen in a pot on the back deck and wheel that in to decorate every year.

I didn't mix up the special tree watering stuff this year, either. I didn't notice that it helped last year. Do you just keep water in your tree holder?

sugar water will help set the needles on a dead tree, instead of cutting the tree off flat cut it at a 45 degree angle and soak it for a day in a bucket of sugar water.

then just keep the holder full from the bucket of solution you used to soak the tree in.

Do not listen to this idiot. Some asshole told me to put sugar water in my stand last year and a week later it smelled like my tree puked all over itself. At first I thought one of the dogs puked somewhere, but it was coming from the tree. I know it was the sugar water that caused it.

Bullshit, what kind of tree did you have balsam? or white fir? they are the only tree's that stink when they get wet, and the sugar had nothing to do with it.

[Lady Cop]

i didn't have a tree this year, but my son has 2 tiny Charlie Brown trees, each with one Patriots ornament.

[thekid65]

Damn, LC....his presents are gonna have to be kinda small to fit under that.

Merry Christmas.