pinkyfloyd

[Duchess]

One of my absolute favorite bands...ever. I love me some classic rock, I listen to the same music now that I did as a teenager, only it wasn't called classic rock then.

So...Pink Floyd tell us a little about yourself. Do you go to church? Beer, wine or the hard stuff? Are you a cop?

Sometimes we like to argue politics. Ima kick your ass if you're a fan of Sarah Palin.

[pinkyfloyd]

ok lemme get this straight...you threaten me, and then you're all squeaky clean and nice and doing exactly what i ask? just making sure...always nice to know upfront when I may be dealing with a split persona...

yes I used to be into floyd big time, not as much as back then, but there's a long story behind that. ima dead head now, but I still have extremely eclectic taste in music so it's all good.

ten years sober as of this past January 3, formerly into mainly beer, with the occasional tanqueray on the rocks.

not a cop, however I do have great respect for those who choose to be. i do however have an amazing knack for talking myself out of potential tickets. my streak currently stands at 11 in a row dating back to 1993. i'm not fooling. i'm told it has directly to do with an ability to flirt equally well with both sexes, even though I have positively zero interest in ever being taken from behind. that being said, I also have no problem admitting when a man is attractive.

not a fan of palin unless i need something to mock. endless supply coming from that mouth. if you ask me she's the best thing that's ever happened to the democrats.

what else you wanna know?

[Duchess]

ok lemme get this straight...you threaten me, and then you're all squeaky clean and nice and doing exactly what i ask?

Just to set the record straight, I posted this thread BEFORE you asked LC to do it.

[Lady Cop]

when miscreants tried that flirting crap with me, i always made sure i got some big ugly mean partner to search them.

[pinkyfloyd]

don't make me check archives and compare timestamps...it's easier to just admit you're submissive.

[Lady Cop]

don't make me check archives and compare timestamps...it's easier to just admit you're submissive.

Duchess post 1129
Pinky post 1137

[Duchess]

I double checked the time before I posted that so I wouldn't look like an ass.

[pinkyfloyd]

well mine have been almost exclusively state boys, so no partner available. also they have all been speeds so it's not like I'm a major miscreant. just your run-of-the-mill fast driver.

i've learned a simple fact in life, law enforcement appreciates being told the truth. the simple and honest truth along with a small slice of humble pie will serve one very well when pulled over.

works equally as well with the border patrol folks also.

[Duchess]

it's easier to just admit you're submissive.

Do you believe in "natural order"?

[pinkyfloyd]

so, is the dom act something new for you...? something you're workshopping? anything I might be of assistance with?

[Lady Cop]

so now you're going to load an avatart right?

Pinky do you like photography? if so, post some pics in photo forum area. then i might make you a member so you have access to the inner sanctum.

[Duchess]

Dom act, huh? hahaha

Dom = Duchess Of Mock.

[pinkyfloyd]

well I can say this. I believe the basis of most religions lie in the fact that humans are extremely insecure and always have a need to have explanation (interestingly enough, that need forms the basis for the original crime/thread that got me onto this crazy forum in the first place).

I myself am ok with admitting that i don't have a fucking clue as to the origin of the universe, and I don't have a fucking clue what will happen to me when I expire.

[Lady Cop]

Pinky seems to be a good sport. and he can spell. i like that.

[pinkyfloyd]

so now you're going to load an avatart right?

Pinky do you like photography? if so, post some pics in photo forum area. then i might make you a member so you have access to the inner sanctum.

pics of what?

be nice.

[pinkyfloyd]

this coming from one who undoubtedly has the ability to modify post IDs.

it's two on one, I don't mind those odds.

[pinkyfloyd]

too much lace and not enough leather in your avatar.

def not a true dom.

[Duchess]

this coming from one who undoubtedly has the ability to modify post IDs.

it's two on one, I don't mind those odds.

We don't dick around with members posts in here...ever. We have a no delete policy as well. I want to be very clear on that so there is no misunderstanding.

[pinkyfloyd]

Pinky seems to be a good sport. and he can spell. i like that.

I try to be a good sport about everything because life is simply too damn short to get wrapped up in useless wasting of emotion.

good spelling and grammar, in a day and age where so much of communication is based on short bursts of writing, has evolved to be a major source of attraction. at the same time, it's also evolved as a way to promote immediate lack of respect when it is missing.

[Duchess]

def not a true dom.

That's because I'm not. I'm not into pushing grown men around.