Annoying Celebrities

[crash]

How fucking big is the gap between Michael Stahan's teeth? Rodgers could have driven his new shiny red camaro clean through there without knocking a skerrick of plaque of either side. GHB much?

[aussiefriend]

Lindsay Lohan hit headlines (again) last week when she was accused of stealing a $2500 necklace from a Venice boutique, which she claimed she simply borrowed and her stylist forgot to return, but the matter is turning into something much bigger than a mere miscommunication.

Lohan will be charged with felony grand theft as early as next week, according to TMZ, and faces a maximum three years in a state prison if convicted.

Los Angeles Criminal Defense Attorney, Steve Cron, told us she may very well be prosecuted over the incident - although it is hardly likely she would be sentenced to a full three years.

"There is a likelihood. It seems to me that she got caught stealing that necklace and it appears that somebody talked her into returning it a week later and had someone drop it off but it was too little too late. She had already stolen it, so I think she will get prosecuted," Cron surmised. "It's unlikely that she is going to get 3 years in state prison because although she's screwed up repeatedly on probation, but she certainly can get a lot more time in county jail. Judge Fox could give her 6 months for violating probation in Beverly Hills and another judge who hears the case on grand theft could decide to send her for more time in county jail or he could send her to state prison. It's more likely that she is going to go to an extended period in county jail. It wouldn't be 30 or 60 days, it's going to be a substantially longer sentence than that."

oh yes ms Lohan has used that excuse before when she stole someones fur coat. She is a really messed up person.

[Lady Cop]

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Lindsay Lohan will be charged Wednesday with felony grand theft relating to a necklace allegedly taken from a Venice, California, jewelry store last month, a prosecutor said Tuesday.

Lohan, 24, will be arraigned on the charge at 1:30 p.m. Wednesday at the Los Angeles Airport Superior Court, Deputy District Attorney John Lynch said.

[Lady Cop]

if judge does what is mandated, lohan could do 6 months in jail just on the VOP.
(violation of probation)

[Lady Cop]

Lohan will be arraigned at 1:30 PM PT, at which time she will have her mug shot taken and have the opportunity to post bail.

Prosecutors are asking that bail be set at $20,000. CHUMP CHANGE FOR HER.

Lohan will be accompanied by her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley.

Lindsay Lohan is still in big trouble.

Police began investigating Lohan after a store in Venice reported a necklace missing on Jan. 22.

Lohan was photographed wearing the necklace in question. Her assistant returned it after the investigation had begun.

The L.A. County District Attorney believes Lohan is a seasoned fashion thief, a primary reason why she's being prosecuted for felony grand theft.

Sources connected to the case told TMZ that in deciding whether to prosecute, the D.A.'s office considered three incidents where Lohan allegedly pilfered expensive items:

-- She was suspected of taking a $400,000 necklace in 2009 from an Elle Magazine photo shoot.

-- She was accused of stealing a $12,000 mink coat in 2008 from a NYC nightclub.

-- She was accused of taking a $35,000 Rolex from a "friend" in 2010.

[Duchess]

All these chances this chick just pisses away is ridiculous. Lock her junky ass up & let her do some serious time, this bimbo is not learning from her mistakes, she is a tard in every sense of the word.

[Lady Cop]

probation revoked. waiting for more from judge, fucking stupid HLN went to a commercial!!! i hate those assholes.


bail set at 20K. not remanded to custody but got a little lecture from judge. ridiculous!!!

will go to trial or plea bargain her way out.
she wore some hooker dress up to her ass to court.

"You're in a different situation now that a felony has been filed against you," Judge Keith Schwartz told Lohan. "You now have a pending felony case. While this case is percolating, if you violate the law, I will remand you and set no bail."

"You need to follow the laws just like everybody else. Look around the room. You are no different than anyone else," he said. "So please, don't push your luck"

edit to add: so she is trying to cop a plea to avoid jail. no surprise. but anybody else would have been in jail already! people are so sick of celeb immunity!

[Lady Cop]

LOS ANGELES -- Elizabeth Taylor has been hospitalized for treatment of congestive heart failure.

Her spokeswoman said that the Oscar-winning actress was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center within the past couple of days.

The 78-year-old Taylor is being treated for symptoms caused by congestive heart failure, a condition she disclosed she had back in November 2004.

[Maggot]

Violet eyes......here is a kid that has purple eyes they are not photoshopped. A very rare thing.

[Lady Cop]

happy 50^th birthday boy george!


nice hat.

[aussiefriend]

he is in jail at the moment isnt he? in UK?

[Lady Cop]

no. he's out of prison.

[Duchess]

Does anyone care that Charlie Sheen has been clean & sober for two weeks?

Big fuckin' deal.

[Lady Cop]

Maggot! there is a new breed being featured at the Westminster Dog Show!

the paris hilton sniffer dog!
it doesn't bark, it snorts. BWAAAAAAAAAA

[Lady Cop]

wow! what a snub!

UKTelegraph
As the invitations to Prince William’s wedding drop on the doormats of the country’s best-connected households, one former member of the Royal family has been left disappointed.

Mandrake can disclose that Sarah, Duchess of York has not been invited to the ceremony at Westminster Abbey, at which her daughters, Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie, will be among the most prominent guests.

“She will not be attending the wedding,” confirms a spokesman for the former wife of the Duke of York. “She never expected to be invited or to attend. She will be overseas at the time.”

RIGHT-O. how convenient. saves face.

[Countryside_Belle]

The celebrities that annoy me the most are the ones who go and fuck with their faces.
http://www.oddee.com/item_96587.aspx
Granted...these are extreme, but even the more tame looking celebrities look like cartoon characters.

[Countryside_Belle]

Another overpaid rapist athlete
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/20...be_Bryant_

[Lady Cop]

Judge Keith Schwartz said Wednesday at Airport Courthouse that he will send actress Lindsay Lohan to jail if she accepts a deal offered by prosecutors.

Although terms of that deal were not immediately made public, Schwartz said Lohan would have to plead guilty or no contest to charges. Prosecutors have alleged that she stole a necklace from a Venice jewelry store.

"This case does involve jail time -- period," Schwartz said. "If you plead in front of me -- if this case resolves in front of me -- you are going to jail. Period. It may be an issue as to amount of time."

Schwartz said that if Lohan rejects the offer the case will be set for a preliminary hearing in front of another judge. She must decide by her next court date on March 10.

Schwartz said he plans to treat Lohan like any other "John Doe" or "Jane Doe." He did say that he suspects Lohan and her attorney, Shawn Holley, will reject the prosecution's offer.

[Barbara]

The celebrities that annoy me the most are the ones who go and fuck with their faces.
http://www.oddee.com/item_96587.aspx
Granted...these are extreme, but even the more tame looking celebrities look like cartoon characters.

frightening :O

[Cynical Ninja]

Lindsay Lohan needs a good slap in the face and a good hosing down, she looks like she smells like my old Rugby socks.

Apart from a handful of genuinely talented people (of which there are very few) all celebrities should be rounded up and thrown head first into the Grand Canyon.