While we were sleeping...Earthquakes and Tsunamis

[Maggot]

If there was a meltdown do you think it would become news right away? What a panic. People would be moving outta Cali faster than they already are now.

Get yer tickets............or haz mat suits.

[username]

The only thing left over is heat, which can be dealt with using large quantities of water or air.
Panic, yes.
Disaster? Nope.

And then there's "human error". Talk about an .

[Duchess]

There is a power plant in our vicinity & occasionally the sirens are tested. It makes my blood run cold & my heart skip a beat if I'm unaware it's only a test, they give forewarning but I don't watch TV enough or listen to the radio in order to be prepared for the sound.

[Cynical Ninja]

Nuclear power is a great idea until it fucks up, then its brown trouser time for everyone within a 200 mile radius.

[Cynical Ninja]

Sky news in the UK is like Fox news, scare mongering, sensationalist tripe, they show graphic footage of the tsunami over and over and over again, yeah thanks for that I think we all know what happened by now, you don't need to show graphic footage of people dying every half hour for fucks sake.

The keep going on about "spectacular" footage, erm, this is not a summer blockbuster its a natural disaster you sick fucks.

[Maggot]

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something, something I can use
People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry

Well, I could've been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around

We got the bubbleheaded bleach-blonde, comes on at 5
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet?
You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone, keep your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff, kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
Love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing
When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry

[Duchess]

An oldie but goodie.

[Maggot]

I was hitchiking across Virginia when that came out.

[username]

Sky news in the UK is like Fox news, scare mongering, sensationalist tripe, they show graphic footage of the tsunami over and over and over again, yeah thanks for that I think we all know what happened by now, you don't need to show graphic footage of people dying every half hour for fucks sake.

The keep going on about "spectacular" footage, erm, this is not a summer blockbuster its a natural disaster you sick fucks.

CNN is doing that too, ad nauseum.

[Lady Cop]

Dick will be glowing in the dark soon.

[Duchess]

Hahahaha!

I'd be a little nervous if I lived on the West Coast.

[Lady Cop]

i'd run like hell if i saw an eerie green glowing dick coming towards me!

[Duchess]

I'm not so sure I took that in the way it was intended.

[BlueTiki]

Get yer tickets............or haz mat suits.

Fagen's Law (The New Frontier):

Yes we're gonna have a wingding
A summer smoker underground
It's just a dugout that my dad built
In case the reds decide to push the button down
We've got provisions and lots of beer
The key word is survival on the new frontier

Introduce me to that big blonde
She's got a touch of Tuesday Weld
She's wearing Ambush and a French twist
She's got us wild and she can tell
She loves to limbo, that much is clear
She's got the right dynamics for the new frontier

Well I can't wait 'til I move to the city
'Til I finally make up my mind
To learn design and study overseas

Have you got a steady boyfriend
Cause honey I've been watching you
I hear you're mad about Brubeck
I like your eyes, I like him too
He's an artist, a pioneer
We've got to have some music on the new frontier

Well I can't wait 'til I move to the city
'Til I finally make up my mind
To learn design and study overseas
Let's pretend that it's the real thing
And stay together all night long
And when I really get to know you
We'll open up the doors and climb into the dawn
Confess your passion your secret fear
Prepare to meet the challenge of the new frontier

[NigsWhittington]

I guess telling you to eat shit would be a waste of time and after the fact.

everything emits radiation, but not at 3000 rads.

Dude, go Wikipedia or something. Reactors that fuck up mainly spew out Xenon. Xenon is radioactive, but not deadly. Hell, you breathe small quantities every day since it makes up air. The deadly cancer causing radioactive elements are iodine-131 and cesium-137, which unless they are solid at room temp are also pretty harmless when released into the atmosphere.

There is a power plant in our vicinity & occasionally the sirens are tested. It makes my blood run cold & my heart skip a beat if I'm unaware it's only a test, they give forewarning but I don't watch TV enough or listen to the radio in order to be prepared for the sound.

Can I come and live with you? I fucking love nuke plants, especially those built in the 70's. Human engineering is fascinating. We're truly gifted animals.

[Duchess]

Can I come and live with you?

It all depends, do you know how to cook healthy stuff? Are you a carnivore?

[username]

I'd be a little nervous if I lived on the West Coast.

[Maggot]

I'd be a little nervous if I lived on the West Coast.

It's been nice knowing ya! You were such a sweet kid.

[username]

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I think you're giving him too much credit--check to be sure he's housebroken.

[Duchess]

Sorry.

Maggot's mapped freaked me out a little. I was worried about you.