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#1
10-12-2008, 02:31 PM
Smiley_emoticons_razzWhen does daylight savings time happen?
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10-12-2008, 02:32 PM
Kiss my tuna lips, asshole.
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10-12-2008, 02:33 PM
What combination of corrosive acids does one need to apply to the facialarea in order to look just like you?


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10-12-2008, 02:36 PM
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:What combination of corrosive acids does one need to apply to the facialarea in order to look just like you?
You're repulsive enough as is. DIAF.
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10-12-2008, 02:40 PM
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Kiss my tuna lips, asshole.

As long as you use mayonnaise lipstick!And lettuce tongue.


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10-12-2008, 02:41 PM
Is it still snowing & are you open to having banana splits for dinner ?
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10-12-2008, 02:45 PM
Duchess Wrote:Is it still snowing & are you open to having banana splits for dinner ?

Yes and I don't eat ice cream.

Now stop it.::irk::
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#8
10-12-2008, 02:45 PM
Is your pussy at this point so loose and flappy, when you take a pissis it like chucking a bucket of water down the toilet? over in one second?
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10-12-2008, 02:48 PM
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Is your pussy at this point so loose and flappy, when you take a pissis it like chucking a bucket of water down the toilet? over in one second?

You know, strangely I knew someone that had that problem... it sounded like she was dumping a large glass of water down the toilet.

I, on the other hand, have some high pressure urinating. I'm tight, baby. Tight.

Now go fuck off.
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10-12-2008, 02:51 PM
How the hell does that happen ?...I've been hearing the craziest shit lately about gettin' old...Someone told me the other day that whenI got to be her age my upper lip would collapse...WTF...I'm still freaked out about that...
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10-12-2008, 02:53 PM
when you take a pissis it like chucking a bucket of water down the toilet?

Yes, yes it is. In fact it gets so filled it flushes by itself!
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10-12-2008, 02:54 PM
Duchess Wrote:How the hell does that happen ?...I've been hearing the craziest shit lately about gettin' old...Someone told me the other day that whenI got to be her age my upper lip would collapse...WTF...I'm still freaked out about that...
"Her" age!......::haha::
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10-12-2008, 02:54 PM
How many timesa week do youcatch your husband clutching a photograph of you in one hand and a loaded pistol in the other?
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10-12-2008, 02:59 PM
I'm not married, retard.
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10-12-2008, 02:59 PM
Duchess Wrote:How the hell does that happen ?...I've been hearing the craziest shit lately about gettin' old...Someone told me the other day that whenI got to be her age my upper lip would collapse...WTF...I'm still freaked out about that...
WHA!?!? :shock:
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10-12-2008, 03:00 PM
Would you like to take a baseball bat to Maggot's headfor starting this thread?
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10-12-2008, 03:01 PM
Sinister Wrote:Would you like to take a baseball bat to Maggot's headfor starting this thread?
And a pair of steel toed boots to his testicles.
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10-12-2008, 03:02 PM
Sinister Wrote:Would you like to take a baseball bat to Maggot's headfor starting this thread?
There is a baseball bat epidemic around here lately Birthday Bambi!....:shock:.....people think they are at the world series for Christ sake!
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10-12-2008, 03:03 PM
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:Would you like to take a baseball bat to Maggot's headfor starting this thread?
And a pair of steel toed boots to his testicles.
I have the boots. Shit, I have the baseball bat, too. You can have the steeltoe boots, I'll use my riding boots. Those have a record for finding the most vulnerable part of a man's nutsac. Tried and true, bay-bay!!! ::thumbs::
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10-12-2008, 03:04 PM
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:Would you like to take a baseball bat to Maggot's headfor starting this thread?
And a pair of steel toed boots to his testicles.
When a woman says "testicles" it never means anything good.:Blush:
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