If you wanted me dead what method

[IMaDick]

Would make that event the most meaningful and satisfying for you?

[Duchess]

[Duchess]

Best thread ever!

[Lady Cop]

oh shit.

[Duchess]

[Lady Cop]

cyanide in the tacos?

i wouldn't really want to keel you Dickie.

[Duchess]

I googled images of fiery inferno. I saw awful things.

Dick, c'mere sweetheart & let me give you a lil' something.

[Fibonacci Prima]

I'd send you to Ohio...during a Justin Bieber convention.

[Lady Cop]

well i wouldn't want to keel Dick, but i might tase him a little.

[Duchess]

[Duchess]

Dick, I read an old thread where I was being accused of being much too sweet to even be a mod in Mock so I really don't know what your problem with me is.

[username]

I don't want you dead either but I think it would be terribly ironic if OP shot you with a gun.

[Mohammed]

I would impale you on a 10 meter high wooden dildo on the busiest street in your city and hang a sign around your neck saying "IMaDick".

[Cynical Ninja]

I don't care enough about dick to want him dead.

He is just another dime a dozen inconsequencial braindead tosspot on the internet.

[Duchess]

Ever since all the talk of karma I've been a little concerned, I'm not capitulating over to actual belief of it, I'm just covering my ass.

Dick, I don't really want you to die in a fire but I have so much fun saying DIAF or to you that I'd like your blessing to continue doing so...Please.

Thanks!

[IMaDick]

Duchess, just be yourself and do what you want, That's what we all come here for. I don't believe in voodoo or wishcraft so it really doesn't affect me.

And in regards to your other post, I have no problems with you, never have, I just do what I do on mock sometimes that means flicking you a little shit and bickering with you for fun, I personally think it is the other way around and you have some issues with me on a personal level, why else would you have moved me back to being a regular member?

I'm sure I wasn't being punished for just being myself and contributing to the forum in my very own and unique IMaDICK style.

[Duchess]

why else would you have moved me back to being a regular member?

You should probably come to me privately, I won't discuss member business publicly.

[Maggot]

I think you would like the guillotine or maybe the breaking wheel but if it was the guillotine you should at least be facing up at the sky. But I do not want you dead and would probably shout "Don't jump Dick, for Gods sake, that's a brand new paving job!"