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What really annoyed the hell out of you today?
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#161
06-17-2011, 05:44 AM



Nothing has had a chance to go wrong yet but it's still very early. I would appreciate a flawless day...Please.
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06-17-2011, 09:08 AM
Hey tiki, I took your advice and I prayed for blessing on that person, there was no negative vibe today from them!
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06-21-2011, 12:35 AM
(06-17-2011, 09:08 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Hey tiki, I took your advice and I prayed for blessing on that person, there was no negative vibe today from them!

Two weeks. Give it a go.

Glad to hear you experienced at least one day of peace.

Lemme know if you need the brake fluid info . . . in fifteen days. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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06-21-2011, 01:08 AM
And after giving advice on achieving tranquility . . .

I've just finished writing three hundred financial auditing questions to be presented at a deposition, tomorrow. Scratch that . . . finished polishing the questions.

Five hours ago, the attorney forwarded me the douchebag's ( the one who will be interrogated ) 2009 and 2010 Fed and State tax returns. "Could you give it a quick once over" says he. "I'm sure there's something hinky in there."

These goddammed last minute attorneys!

After a thirty minute review, even without ANY support documentation, it is obvious this douchebag is a thief and a fraud.

I'm pissed because now I am scratching 120 previously written questions and composing at least another 80, specifically designed to expose this fucker.

And I'm doubly pissed at the sellout CPA who rubber stamped his return. Not to mention the slackers at the IRS. I'm considering dropping a dime on the both of them.

C'mon! How many people do you know have an effective tax rate of NEGATIVE 25.7% and are netting low six figures?

A NEGATIVE TAX RATE!

Fucking crooked white-trash with money. At least he'll hang himself with his answers.

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06-21-2011, 01:19 AM
I want a negative tax rate. Just saying.
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06-21-2011, 02:23 AM
(06-16-2011, 11:52 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Aussie . . . you and Libya.

Both . . . No Fly Zones.

Tiki, my mother has gone home now, but I caught her the other day with the back door open. I said "MUM, you have left the door open, this house is a NO FLY ZONE", now I am not saying I am a dictator or anything, but all she said was "yes dear".
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06-21-2011, 09:23 AM
(06-16-2011, 11:51 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-16-2011, 11:15 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: But he loves long walks on the beach, Christopher Cross albums and anal sex. hah

dito


Fixed it.

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06-21-2011, 09:54 AM
(06-21-2011, 09:23 AM)sally Wrote:
(06-16-2011, 11:51 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-16-2011, 11:15 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: But he loves long walks on the beach, Christopher Cross albums and anal sex. hah

dito


Fixed it.

hahhahhah

I needed that!
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06-21-2011, 10:55 AM
(06-21-2011, 09:54 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(06-21-2011, 09:23 AM)sally Wrote:
(06-16-2011, 11:51 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-16-2011, 11:15 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: But he loves long walks on the beach, Christopher Cross albums and anal sex. hah

dito


Fixed it.

hahhahhah

I needed that!

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06-21-2011, 12:12 PM
(06-21-2011, 09:23 AM)sally Wrote: But he loves long walks on the beach, Christopher Cross albums and anal sex.

Got any pics?
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06-21-2011, 12:56 PM
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06-21-2011, 01:01 PM
Maggot don't worry about zeroballs if you have never touched it you can't catch it.
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06-21-2011, 01:50 PM
(06-21-2011, 01:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Maggot don't worry about zeroballs if you have never touched it you can't catch it.

Yes Maggot, it's Dick you gotta be careful about. Watch out for Banana Mange and the brown tree snake.

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06-21-2011, 01:54 PM
This is a shit sandwich

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06-21-2011, 02:47 PM


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06-21-2011, 02:57 PM
Yep, zeroballs will spread it all over the forum, it's so predictable. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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06-22-2011, 11:50 AM
I have been on hold for 2 hrs to a Virginia pool supply store. An 8 dollar part that the min order was 10 dollars so I got a stupid beachball. They sent the beachball 2nd day air but no capacitor. I feel like killing something and may just go throw rocks for awhile.
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06-22-2011, 12:48 PM
Radio shack on every corner in America, caps are cheap.
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06-22-2011, 12:53 PM
116-193 mfd 115 is what I need. And its gotta fit in the waterproof shell.
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06-22-2011, 01:01 PM
you mean 161-193 MFD don't you? it's a motor starter cap. check here there are even some on ebay.

http://www.nextag.com/capacitor-193-MFD/shop-html

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