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[Maggot]

I went out with a girl that had a lazy eye once, she was pretty and nice and all but that eyeball kept staring at my shoulder and the other one looked at my nose. I never got used to it and ended up setting her up with a friend of mine.

[username]

Jesus Christ

I just had a big fight with my sister over those very words. We're "vacationing" together (more like torture) and my son said "Jesus Christ" to his cousin and my sister blew up at him. At which point I blew up at her for yelling at my kid because that's NOT against the rules at my house (my point, you can ask him nicely but don't EVER FUCKING YELL AT MY KID). She proceeded to call me a bad parent and threatened to tell our mom (REALLY? Like I care?) at which point I replied,


JESUS CHRIST!!

It just goes to show, you can still have juvenile arguments with your siblings when you're adults.

I swear my sister is insane. Worse, she's an alcoholic. I've been the DD the entire time we've been together (since she's hitting the schnaaps at 10:30 a.m.). Freaking disaster.

I'm pretty sure this is our last get together with all the kids. Sucks but she's off the deep end.

Carry on.

[Cracker]

It was just a fight, user. Don't let it be more powerful than that. Nobody gets on your nerves or pisses you off like family can. You know you aren't a bad parent. Your sister must be miserable. I understand why you were enraged by her yelling at your child, but no real harm was done. Just let it go. Prove that you are better at Jesus than she is by turning the other cheek. hahaha

My outsider's perspective is amused that someone can really think uttering one phrase is a sin, but being a lush is OK. There are so many people in the world like that. Usually they are Baptist or Muslim, but I guess you have them in Cali, too.

Don't let it ruin the rest of your vacation. You were so excited to go...

[Duchess]

I don't have any sisters so I'm not familiar with that dynamic. She sounds like a bitch for yelling at her nephew like that & then to go on and say she is telling your Mom is hysterical. Hahaha!

I find it odd that she would have such a problem with a cuss word yet it's totally acceptable to be hitting the bottle in the AM in front of kids.

Introduce her to Mock, User.

[aussiefriend]

does anyone know that song that goes like this *singing* "i hate my sister/she's such a bitch, she act's if she dosent even know that I exist" does anyone know it? anybody? anybody? bueller?

[Duchess]

does anyone know that song that goes like this *singing* "i hate my sister/she's such a bitch, she act's if she dosent even know that I exist" does anyone know it? anybody? anybody? bueller?

[aussiefriend]

duch, do you know that song "i hate my sister she's such a bitch?" i love that song. my sister is a real bitch to me. i wish she wasnt.

[Duchess]

No, Aussie, I don't know that song.

When your sister is treating you badly do you respond in kind or do you ignore her? I think you should whale on her with your handbag the next time she's bitchy with you. Scare the crap out of her, make her think twice about giving you any lip. Tell her to shut the fuck up, don't take any shit from her, Aussie, rip her a new one.

[aussiefriend]

is it me or is this thing not working?

[aussiefriend]

yes there is something fucked in this thread it is not posting any of my postings or deleting them. ahahahah and I thought it was me not posting properly.

[Duchess]

is it me or is this thing not working?

Are you having trouble posting, Aussie?

[aussiefriend]

No, Aussie, I don't know that song.

When your sister is treating you badly do you respond in kind or do you ignore her? I think you should whale on her with your handbag the next time she's bitchy with you. Scare the crap out of her, make her think twice about giving you any lip. Tell her to shut the fuck up, don't take any shit from her, Aussie, rip her a new one.

Yes Juliana hatfield, thank you! couldn't remember the name.

regarding my sister, it's a horrible toxic situation. and she has blocked me on fakebook on my fake account.

There is no solution. My sister is the COMPLETE opposite of me! I wont go into all of it, but needless to say it's not good.

[aussiefriend]

It wasnt posting but now it is, I am glad I didn't double post! I hate that.

Hey duch, thanks for vid, i watched it. i love that song, *singing* i miss my sister

[BlueTiki]

I just had a big fight with my sister over those very words. We're "vacationing" together (more like torture) and my son said "Jesus Christ" to his cousin and my sister blew up at him.

Good thing she isn't Muslim and the sacred prophet's name wasn't uttered profanely. Islam kills for that shit. "Christians" yell and protest at abortion clinics.

Was she pissed about the plastic Jesus on your dashboard?

Or did you disguise it with a little sombrero, serape and fake identification documents?

[IMaDick]

I think I would like to meet your sister.

[aussiefriend]

I first responded by cussing you out bigtime, you really hit a nerve there. Then I thought go for it! ha.

[IMaDick]

I want to meet usernames sister also.

[aussiefriend]

She will crush your gonads, for real Maury!

[IMaDick]

Will your sister dance like a chicken for 25 cents?

[username]

I find it odd that she would have such a problem with a cuss word yet it's totally acceptable to be hitting the bottle in the AM in front of kids.

Introduce her to Mock, User.

You guys would chew her up and spit her out. Maybe I will.

Her kids tell her "mom, you need a drink". Niiice. She needs help.

Thanks, Cracker. We're going to Catalina tomorrow--should be fun. I offered to take all the kids off her hands today to go to the beach. Unfortunately, she didn't take me up on it.