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Since Maggot didn't have to put on lipstick and a silk glove to be with a woman?
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He didn't wear that last night when we were together. He has on his Man Suit and he was HOT!
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Your thread is next Ramsey, just be patient.
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(07-28-2011, 10:42 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Since Maggot didn't have to put on lipstick and a silk glove to be with a woman?
Post your guesses here.
Are you saying I'm a lesbian? Because I am and proud of it. And chapstick is not lipstick how many times must I tell you?
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Don't worry Maggot, given more time I'm sure you could have done better.
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How long has it been since you got laid?
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This morning, you?
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April.
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were you alone or with someone? I mean someone who's name you can remember?
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My husband is deployed. Sure I used "Mr. Purple" last night, but masturbation just isn't the same.
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Masturbation isn't supposed to be the same.
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.....
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username-your profile pic f'n disgusts me. It's funny but it makes me want to puke.
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That's because it is an under handed child porn analogy.
we told her but she is convinced it's wholesome and acceptable.
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(08-21-2011, 10:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote: That's because it is an under handed child porn analogy.
we told her but she is convinced it's wholesome and acceptable.
It IS acceptable you taco eating flake.
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(07-28-2011, 10:42 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Since Maggot didn't have to put on lipstick and a silk glove to be with a woman?
Post your guesses here.
I wonder what Dick would look like in a lovely frock? Isn't it about time he 'frocked up'.
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(08-22-2011, 05:38 AM)Duchess Wrote: (08-21-2011, 10:31 PM)IMaDick Wrote: That's because it is an under handed child porn analogy.
we told her but she is convinced it's wholesome and acceptable.
It IS acceptable you taco eating flake.
That's what I said.
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