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For once things fell into place at the right time. It's a beautiful Friday morning, got some really good news from my sis (she had a biopsy done on a lump in her breast-turned out to be a cyst-YAY!) and some tomatoes have finally started turning. Go ahead world, just try and bring me down today! I dare ya!
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It's all fun and games til the bluebird of happiness shits on your windshield as you hit it going 45 mph...in a school zone...in front of a cop...while you're on a cell phone...with a Nazi....and Officer Goldstein is not amused.
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Hey, You forgot to mention the 2 guys With the triple K hoods sitting in your back seat! :O
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You find out that Dick read a thread where you called him the king of stupid, and decides that you're to low maintenance for him to even consider, and moves you below jsmom on the Mockers of low quality scale.
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(08-19-2011, 11:01 AM)IMaDick Wrote: you're to low maintenance for him to even consider
Have I told you lately how high maintenance I am?
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people who are cheerful in the mornings can
*snarl*
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Early mornings are my favorite time of day. I can talk some shit at 4:00 AM.
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(08-19-2011, 11:09 AM)Duchess Wrote: (08-19-2011, 11:01 AM)IMaDick Wrote: you're to low maintenance for him to even consider
Have I told you lately how high maintenance I am?
Ya but you smell like garlic.
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(08-19-2011, 11:01 AM)IMaDick Wrote: You find out that Dick read a thread where you called him the king of stupid, and decides that you're to low maintenance for him to even consider, and moves you below jsmom on the Mockers of low quality scale.
Honestly, I could care less what a Mexican Mouse thinks of me.
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(08-19-2011, 11:10 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: people who are cheerful in the mornings can
*snarl*
Instead of cheerful, just think of me as !
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When the lump collapses after they put the needle in to do the biopsy it is always good news. if the mamagram looks like a spider thats bad.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(08-19-2011, 11:24 AM)cannongal Wrote: (08-19-2011, 11:01 AM)IMaDick Wrote: You find out that Dick read a thread where you called him the king of stupid, and decides that you're to low maintenance for him to even consider, and moves you below jsmom on the Mockers of low quality scale.
Honestly, I could care less what a Mexican Mouse thinks of me.
Mexican mouse, now that is creative avatars aren't real.
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(08-19-2011, 12:02 PM)IMaDick Wrote: avatars aren't real.
No shit, Sherlock- but I think this should be your avatar instead
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(08-19-2011, 12:11 PM)cannongal Wrote: (08-19-2011, 12:02 PM)IMaDick Wrote: avatars aren't real.
No shit, Sherlock- but I think this should be your avatar instead
You do? well isn't that special. This is what makes me a legend.
If you're real nice I will give you permission to dream about me.
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(08-19-2011, 12:18 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (08-19-2011, 12:11 PM)cannongal Wrote: (08-19-2011, 12:02 PM)IMaDick Wrote: avatars aren't real.
No shit, Sherlock- but I think this should be your avatar instead
You do? well isn't that special. This is what makes me a legend.
If you're real nice I will give you permission to dream about me. Oh snap! I didn't know I needed permission. Are you going to arrest me now?
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(08-19-2011, 12:39 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Oh snap! I didn't know I needed permission. Are you going to arrest me now?
I gave you permission a long time ago, I'm glad to see you are using it wisely.
and yes you are under arrest.
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Jeezus, Ramsey, now look what you've done. He'll be insufferable all weekend...more than usual I should clarify.
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(08-19-2011, 12:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Jeezus, Ramsey, now look what you've done. He'll be insufferable all weekend...more than usual I should clarify.
Sorry Duchess. At least I am not having nightmares about MF anymore. hahaaa
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(08-19-2011, 12:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Jeezus, Ramsey, now look what you've done. He'll be insufferable all weekend...more than usual I should clarify.
I dreamed about you once Duchess, I was waiting for you to get ready to go out, but you had to shave first and the beard kept growing back from the bathroom to the living room, and you would have to go shave again.
It was a real trip.
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