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Should GOP Candidates Have to Pass a History Test?
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08-21-2011, 01:30 PM
Well that will take a little while, which handbag to use is a big decision, it has to match the shoes you know.
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08-21-2011, 01:38 PM
(08-21-2011, 01:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Well that will take a little while, which handbag to use is a big decision, it has to match the shoes you know.

Sorry Dick, no shoes, no handbag on hand. Just naked, barefoot and pregnant. Your kind of woman.
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08-21-2011, 01:45 PM
nevermind...Awink
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08-21-2011, 01:49 PM
(08-21-2011, 01:45 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: ermmm, don't you mean "wail"? Granted, whaling him would probably hurt more...Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


No, it's the proper term, there is an entire thread devoted to this argument..whale/wail. However, I recall you telling me the same thing regarding balling/bawling, I haven't made THAT mistake again. Smiley_emoticons_wink

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08-21-2011, 01:49 PM
(08-21-2011, 01:45 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote:
(08-21-2011, 01:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Whale on him with your handbag.

ermmm, don't you mean "wail"? Granted, whaling him would probably hurt more...Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

we established in another thread that it's "whale" hah 16

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08-21-2011, 01:49 PM
1 minute and 13 minutes respectively.

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08-21-2011, 01:52 PM
I read it as a noun and not as a verb...post edited immediately but evidently not fast enough for those of you hungry for companionship...hah
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08-21-2011, 01:53 PM


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08-21-2011, 01:53 PM
(08-21-2011, 01:52 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: I read it as a noun and not as a verb...post edited immediately but evidently not fast enough for those of you hungry for companionship...hah

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08-21-2011, 01:55 PM
(08-21-2011, 01:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote: 1 minute and 13 minutes respectively.

You're bragging about your personal bests between the sheets on a Sunday? Heathen.
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08-21-2011, 02:01 PM
(08-21-2011, 01:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(08-21-2011, 01:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote: 1 minute and 13 minutes respectively.

You're bragging about your personal bests between the sheets on a Sunday? Heathen.

and the trend continues.



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08-21-2011, 02:15 PM
Well I hate to leave this thread right now, but I have to go meet my brother and go play some music for the old folks.

Back in a couple of hours.

Please feel free to continue proving my point while I'm gone.
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08-21-2011, 02:49 PM
Play Puff The Magic Dragon for me!
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-21-2011, 09:35 PM
(08-21-2011, 02:49 PM)Cracker Wrote: Play Puff The Magic Dragon for me!

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08-21-2011, 10:18 PM
(08-21-2011, 09:35 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [Image: 141575373_d6b69173c6.jpg]

That's HR Pufnstuf!

Here's me!
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You can call me Witcheypoo!
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-21-2011, 10:24 PM
Your man hands are obvious.
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08-21-2011, 10:49 PM
(08-21-2011, 10:18 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(08-21-2011, 09:35 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [Image: 141575373_d6b69173c6.jpg]

That's HR Pufnstuf!

Here's me!
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You can call me Witcheypoo!



You should use that for your avatar...it's less scary than the one you have now.

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08-21-2011, 11:30 PM
I love HR Puff N Stuff and Witchey Poo! I watched it when I was about 7 or 8 years old.

"HR Puff N Stuff, can't get a little but you can't get enough..."

When I was about 12 and my baby sister was watching reruns, my dad told me that the show was rumored to be a take off of the the song "Puff the Magic Dragon", both of which were about drug trips. He told me not to take drugs even if all my friends were doing it because this is the kind of warped shit that would appear in my dreams. I really miss my dad; looked like a straight up sideburn/beard-wielding California hippy, but was really a stand up father and citizen.
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08-21-2011, 11:34 PM
(08-21-2011, 10:49 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You should use that for your avatar...it's less scary than the one you have now.

It's one of those "Until They Come Home" kinds of avatars. I may change it when my boy gets home. I may not because I want to remember someone... I want to always be mindful. Here I can see it and it doesn't matter if I lose my shit for a minute. I can't afford to do that at work, so here it is.

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(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-21-2011, 11:39 PM
(08-21-2011, 11:34 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(08-21-2011, 10:49 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You should use that for your avatar...it's less scary than the one you have now.

It's one of those "Until They Come Home" kinds of avatars. I may change it when my boy gets home. I may not because I want to remember someone... I want to always be mindful. Here I can see it and it doesn't matter if I lose my shit for a minute. I can't afford to do that at work, so here it is.

I have an everlasting relationship with Parris Island.

I hope you keep it - an avatar that actually means something.

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