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#21
08-27-2011, 07:33 AM
(08-27-2011, 05:39 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-26-2011, 10:43 PM)kfran Wrote: One of my friends that is a nurse said that when obese people like this die- they find all kinds of shit in their flabs of fat; i.e. remotes, food, money. Sickening!


That is as gross as anything that has to do with poop. Jesus Christ.

You have an aversion to poop Duchess?
It's the hint of arsenic that gives it that extra kick.
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08-27-2011, 08:00 PM
(08-27-2011, 07:33 AM)kfran Wrote:
(08-27-2011, 05:39 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-26-2011, 10:43 PM)kfran Wrote: One of my friends that is a nurse said that when obese people like this die- they find all kinds of shit in their flabs of fat; i.e. remotes, food, money. Sickening!


That is as gross as anything that has to do with poop. Jesus Christ.

You have an aversion to poop Duchess?

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch.............I do not like making sand castles with it either.
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08-27-2011, 08:42 PM
poop is for building policemen and lawyer statues out of not sand castles.

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08-27-2011, 08:49 PM


16 Jesus Christ.

I tell people how brilliant my Members are & then I see this shit.
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#25
08-27-2011, 08:52 PM
We may not be rocket scientists, but at least we can find the remote.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-27-2011, 08:53 PM
I know, maggot is really running on empty today I have never been more embarrassed..
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08-27-2011, 09:59 PM
hah dick has been hitting the moonshine again. oh well, it's saturday over there.
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08-27-2011, 11:07 PM
(08-27-2011, 09:59 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: hah dick has been hitting the moonshine again. oh well, it's saturday over there.

What would the Church Lady say about this? For shame...
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08-28-2011, 01:07 AM
You know HoTD, I have tried, I really have!
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#30
08-28-2011, 01:18 AM
I don't drink near as much as you think i do, I use mock as a tension reliever, my work days are filled with all kinds of stress, if that bothers you look down and just think what it would feel like to see your toes.

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08-28-2011, 01:27 AM
Smiley_emoticons_slash ah, that would hurt if it were TRUE!

Look I am sorry that people aren't flushing and hitting the bowl when you go into clean. But I am here in Oz, and it's really not my fault. And it is wrong of you to take it out on me.
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08-28-2011, 01:29 AM
115 I am sorry, it's a bit embarrassing when I laugh at my own jokes.
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08-28-2011, 01:33 AM
Aussie I build lumber mills, I'm responsible for daily production levels, I'm responsible for all of the technical stuff, LL, CAD,diameter control,head rig determining computer control,resaw computer control,end product quality and dimensional evaluations and performance of multiple tons of machines, I not only design but I build the whole thing, it spans across several states and many millions of dollars worth of machines and man hours and product quality to the end user.

take it to the bank, I know your toes are invisable to you.
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08-28-2011, 04:51 AM
I was out of line, I honestly thought you were a librarian and it was wrong of me to dismiss your profession.
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08-28-2011, 07:54 PM
(08-28-2011, 01:33 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Aussie I build lumber mills, I'm responsible for daily production levels, I'm responsible for all of the technical stuff, LL, CAD,diameter control,head rig determining computer control,resaw computer control,end product quality and dimensional evaluations and performance of multiple tons of machines, I not only design but I build the whole thing, it spans across several states and many millions of dollars worth of machines and man hours and product quality to the end user.

To be completely serious for this one time only Dick, that actually does sound very responsible and stressful. It also sounds interesting, but scary.

(08-28-2011, 01:33 AM)IMaDick Wrote: take it to the bank, I know your toes are invisable to you.

Did you mean invisible? hah
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08-28-2011, 07:59 PM
(08-28-2011, 04:51 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I was out of line, I honestly thought you were a librarian and it was wrong of me to dismiss your profession.


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08-28-2011, 08:05 PM
Go on.........look at your tootsies. Forgive them, they are what you are.
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08-28-2011, 08:11 PM
Aussie sucks toes, I can tell.
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08-28-2011, 08:12 PM
(08-28-2011, 01:33 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Aussie I build lumber mills, I'm responsible for daily production levels, I'm responsible for all of the technical stuff, LL, CAD,diameter control,head rig determining computer control,resaw computer control,end product quality and dimensional evaluations and performance of multiple tons of machines, I not only design but I build the whole thing, it spans across several states and many millions of dollars worth of machines and man hours and product quality to the end user.

take it to the bank, I know your toes are invisible to you.

Yep that's what I meant. still do mean it.



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08-28-2011, 08:12 PM
I could never saddle up with the toe suckers........they kind of freak me out. One jagged toenail and you may not taste anything sour again.
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