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#21
09-11-2011, 12:20 PM
(09-11-2011, 12:01 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: I play Ukulele.

Left hand's nails - shorter than the right hand.

People think you are a rabid masturbator.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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09-11-2011, 12:50 PM
(09-11-2011, 12:20 PM)Cracker Wrote: People think you are a Rabbit masturbator.

Fixed it for you.

I use Energizer batteries, too.

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09-11-2011, 01:17 PM
Ew. Rabbits.


And feet.


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09-11-2011, 01:41 PM
(09-11-2011, 12:50 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(09-11-2011, 12:20 PM)Cracker Wrote: People think you are a Rabbit masturbator.

Fixed it for you.

I use Energizer batteries, too.

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(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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09-11-2011, 02:37 PM


Why didn't that person do something before their feet turned to bark? Jesus Christ.
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09-11-2011, 02:43 PM
(09-11-2011, 02:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Why didn't that person do something before their feet turned to bark? Jesus Christ.


Something tells me it doesn't get any better from the feet up. We should be grateful they only showed the feet.

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09-11-2011, 05:02 PM
(09-11-2011, 02:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Why didn't that person do something before their feet turned to bark? Jesus Christ.

hah Those dogs ARE barking.
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09-12-2011, 08:47 AM
I have acrylic overlay on my nails in a french manicure always. I get my nails done every two weeks. That is my treat to myself. I do not have square nails though. Fingernails do not grow in a square and I hate that french squared off look. I like them rounded like natural nails. I actually get a lot of compliments on how nice my nails look.
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09-12-2011, 11:21 AM


I don't think Maggot is lookin' at your nails, kitten!
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09-12-2011, 11:26 AM
(09-12-2011, 11:21 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I don't think Maggot is lookin' at your nails, kitten!

Probably not. But he loves it when I give him a back scratch though. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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09-23-2011, 10:59 PM
Just saw this story: The longest nails in the world now belong to Chris "The Dutchess" Walton, according to the new Guiness Book of World Records.

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Don't try this at home. Wonder how she does anything or if she's considered growing these puppies her job for a year just to make the record book. Nasty.
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09-23-2011, 11:42 PM
Oh Hairy Dog, they are not real she has gone to the manicurist for those.
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09-24-2011, 12:09 AM
(09-12-2011, 11:26 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
(09-12-2011, 11:21 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I don't think Maggot is lookin' at your nails, kitten!

Probably not. But he loves it when I give him a snatch crack ho. Smiley_emoticons_wink

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09-24-2011, 12:40 AM
(09-23-2011, 11:42 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Oh Hairy Dog, they are not real she has gone to the manicurist for those.

Nope aussie, they are natural nails. Seriously. I just searched out the full story. She says it took 18 years to grow them because she likes how they look and she never thought about getting in the record book. Strange.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/14...ml#s361581
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09-24-2011, 06:26 AM


Those nails make me want to heave. They rank right up there with poop.
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09-24-2011, 07:02 AM
yeh its grotesque in a bad way. How on earth does she wipe her @rse?
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09-24-2011, 07:44 AM


Oh my gods...I don't want to know. *heaving*
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09-24-2011, 06:40 PM
(09-24-2011, 07:02 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: yeh its grotesque in a bad way. How on earth does she wipe her @rse?

Seriously now! How does she wipe her ass??????
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09-24-2011, 07:15 PM


How the hell does she do ANYTHING? One can't possibly be productive with those hideous things. Ugh.
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09-24-2011, 07:28 PM
Can you imagine the fungus, bacteria and years of crap under there. That is just fucking gross. She probably doesn't work because I don't think you can have nails like that at KFC! They are probably good for scratching "yo pimp's eyes out"!
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