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My uplifters:
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Classic George Carlin
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Anything Far Side
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Curb Your Enthusiasm or anything Larry David
Facetious "people say" quotes 
•People say I’m indecisive, but I’m not sure what I’m gonna do about it
•People say I’m a skeptic, but I don’t believe them
•People say that I’m ignorant and apathetic, but I don’t know shit about that and I don't care
•People say I’m too sensitive, and it really hurts my feelings
•People say I’m paranoid, but that’s because it’s all part of their plan
•People say I’m too accepting, and I love them for that
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Original vinyl on the 78 turntable
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I tell Duchess the truth and watch her melt down.
I do stuff just to drive LC crazy.
I visualize Tiki as a double wide with feet.
I mess with cracker because it's easy to do and don't stress me out.
I send username mental pictures and she posts them on Mock so I know she gets them. this always makes me smile.
wait a minute that's what I do everyday.
I guess as long as I keep doing those things shitty days don't want to hang around me.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
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all my furry and feathery little woodland friends make me smile. they come to my kitchen door and look for me. 
and Autumn leaves make me happy too~
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(09-21-2011, 10:35 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I send username
why you shouldn't drink and post.
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Riding, dancing, pushin' buttons & jerkin' chains, manipulating others into losing their composure.
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Watching someone slip and fall on their ass on wet leaves or dogshit.
I run over and say "are you ok?" but am holding back a howl of laughter. Sometimes it squeaks out though.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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That is why decent people rake leaves and clean up after their pets, Maggot.
I would sue you. That would make me smile. I would make the court give me all the contents of your man-room and then donate them all the charity.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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My little Maggottyboo makes me smile!!! He is just the cutest!
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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(09-22-2011, 02:30 PM)ramseycat Wrote: My little Maggottyboo makes me smile!!! He is just the cutest!
oh brother! 
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Sometimes I consider being all sugary sweet in here like the marshmallow I am.
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(09-22-2011, 02:39 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: (09-22-2011, 02:30 PM)ramseycat Wrote: My little Maggottyboo makes me smile!!! He is just the cutest!
oh brother!
hahhaaaa!! sorry LC.
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(09-22-2011, 01:56 PM)Cracker Wrote: That is why decent people rake leaves and clean up after their pets, Maggot.
I would sue you. That would make me smile. I would make the court give me all the contents of your man-room and then donate them all the charity.
Stay outta my man room! 
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(09-21-2011, 10:35 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I send username mental pictures and she posts them on Mock so I know she gets them.
I have a mental image of a big chunk of satellite hitting you right on your fat head.
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(09-22-2011, 02:45 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Maggotyboo has plumber's crack  . i hate to burst your bubble Ramseykittens. an object of romance he's not. 
He also has horrid gas and spends a lot of time in the bathroom. Those are his words, not mine.
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Maggot, you are backing Ron Paul 2012? What about Ru Paul?
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I almost forgot...................... 
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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