Do you ever get the urge to bust loose and do something silly or childish? For example; about 4 years ago, Bullet and I were at a Biker-friendly bar on a Sunday afternoon and we were shooting pool and having a burger. The bar was quiet with only about 5 or 6 other customers.
We had the jukebox playing all our music and it was a great day, after a long ride up the thumb of Michigan and I was just in a great mood.
Bullet came walking back to our table after taking his turn at the pool table, and while he came up, I snatched a pickle slice off his plate and threw it at him where it landed smack on his bald head and stuck there.
Instead of pulling it off, he chuckled, asked me if I thought I was cute, and stuffed 3 french fries into my cleavage. Naturally, I grabbed a blob of mayonnaise and crammed it in his ear. Then the fight was on.
We were slinging fries, pickles, pieces of bun, blobs of condiments and anything else nearby. Shortly, the manager/owner of the bar, a Biker himself, came over and was certain we were actually arguing! He asked if we were ok, and we both paused, looked at him then each other, and started throwing food at him!
He realized we were just goofing off and when we alltired ourselves out,Bullet and Istarted picking up the mess we'd made. Jack, the owner, called his porter over with a broom and told us not to bother with it, the bar back would get it. Then he bought us a round of drinks.
Ever since, once in a while, I get an enormous urge to start a food fight, especially when I'm out with my son. I think I may have to go buy some coloring books tomorrow.
Two comments:
1. I like that Bullet was going to clean up the mess
2. I really like that the owner/manager was so cool about it
I'm pretty goofy, but I can't think of anything I've done lately where I really let go.
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can we SUPERSIZE the fries in the cleavage please.....
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I can't remember the last time I cut loose......Shit, that's really pathetic.
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I think that's one of the tricks to staying sane... sometimes you have to embrace the kid within and just do it! People who take themselves too seriously suck ass
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I've been known to be in a dept. store and see someone I know, then find a phone on a pole and page "so & so" to the mens room for customer assistance. I do this when I get impatient waiting to get the hell out of the store also. It has gained me not more than a few opportunities to not have to be dragged into dept. stores. Other than that skinny dipping is never out of style. Who needs clothes hahahahahahahahaha. I try to keep the food fights outdoors.  ............who cares what anyone thinks Fuck-em.
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We still toss popcorn in theaters and pretend we didn't do it. All the while giggling out loud and denying it.
There's a favorite restaurant we frequent and if there are olives on our plate, we toss them to our waitress and say, "olive you!" as we bean her with an olive.
We've done things like you've done too Maggot. Mostly in restaurants where there's a mike. We've been known to try to speed up waiting times. :  :
Summertime is fun in the pool..... we make whirlpools, splash like imbeciles and make the whole thing into a giant 'wave pool'.
The list goes on. Like Crash said, you need to let loose once in awhile.
Duchess..... once it warms up out, we'll try to get together and you and I will cut loose..... Ferry? Cape May zoo? Go riding?
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Sinister Wrote:Do you ever get the urge to bust loose and do something silly or childish? For example; about 4 years ago, Bullet and I were at a Biker-friendly bar on a Sunday afternoon and we were shooting pool and having a burger. The bar was quiet with only about 5 or 6 other customers.
We had the jukebox playing all our music and it was a great day, after a long ride up the thumb of Michigan and I was just in a great mood.
Bullet came walking back to our table after taking his turn at the pool table, and while he came up, I snatched a pickle slice off his plate and threw it at him where it landed smack on his bald head and stuck there.
Instead of pulling it off, he chuckled, asked me if I thought I was cute, and stuffed 3 french fries into my cleavage. Naturally, I grabbed a blob of mayonnaise and crammed it in his ear. Then the fight was on.
We were slinging fries, pickles, pieces of bun, blobs of condiments and anything else nearby. Shortly, the manager/owner of the bar, a Biker himself, came over and was certain we were actually arguing! He asked if we were ok, and we both paused, looked at him then each other, and started throwing food at him!
He realized we were just goofing off and when we alltired ourselves outBullet and Istarted picking up the mess we'd made. Jack, the owner, called his porter over with a broom and told us not to bother with it, the bar back would get it. Then he bought us a round of drinks.
Ever since, once in a while, I get an enormous urge to start a food fight, especially when I'm out with my son. I think I may have to go buy some coloring books tomorrow. Low-class stupid shit.
 
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You're just jealous cuz it didn't involve meatballs.
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Oh fuck off, Frank! You spend all day trawling internet porn for humungous jugs, how much more childish can you get?
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The Antagonist Wrote:You're just jealous cuz it didn't involve meatballs. I just ate spaghetti and meatballs. ::laugh:: My mom is here. ::bigg::
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Middle Finger Wrote:The Antagonist Wrote:You're just jealous cuz it didn't involve meatballs. I just ate spaghetti and meatballs. ::laugh:: My mom is here. ::bigg:: [raises hand] Hi mom, can you please leave the recipe with your son, thank you ::bigg::
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What? Mine are chopped liver?::irk::
We're having Fettuccine Alfredo with broccoli and chicken cutlets tonight. ![[Image: tongue.gif]](http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/aiw/tongue.gif)
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The Antagonist Wrote:What? Mine are chopped liver?::irk::
We're having Fettuccine Alfredo with broccoli and chicken cutlets tonight. Nooooo, of course not hun, I post my creations on your site but the Pillow Ravioli bitch has been a bit lax with his offerings at the Kitchen. Don't you think?
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The Antagonist Wrote:Duchess..... once it warms up out, we'll try to get together and you and I will cut loose..... Ferry? Cape May zoo? Go riding? I think that sounds like a plan, Ant !
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My and my girlfriend playfight all the time, she knows as many locks and holds as I do so she can more than hold her own, I also playfight with my daughter a lot. Also I let my daughter but bows and other shit in my hair, she even uses me for make up practice, I am not only her father I am also one of her favourite toys.
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Duchess Wrote:The Antagonist Wrote:Duchess..... once it warms up out, we'll try to get together and you and I will cut loose..... Ferry? Cape May zoo? Go riding? I think that sounds like a plan, Ant ! Hmmm we're both an hour from Philly..... maybe a hockey game after the holidays?
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Mother fuck, more girlfriend clique bullshit. You should all prepare yourselves for me not to give a shit about, respect, be soft on, or cater to any girlfriend and/or cliques that develop here (except sexual ones that I approve of, involve me, etc.)
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The Antagonist Wrote:Duchess Wrote:The Antagonist Wrote:Duchess..... once it warms up out, we'll try to get together and you and I will cut loose..... Ferry? Cape May zoo? Go riding? I think that sounds like a plan, Ant ! Hmmm we're both an hour from Philly..... maybe a hockey game after the holidays? Lets Go Flyers !..Lets Go !....I can almost hear the thunder of hands clapping & feet stomping.
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