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Paris Hilton has a new fragrance.....
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#1
12-08-2011, 11:44 AM
Yes she does and I was thinking of getting some for my wife for Christmas. I am sure that all the women here have already rushed out to buy some so I need to know. Does it smell good?

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I would request that it be splashed liberaly before bedtime..........
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12-08-2011, 11:56 AM
i moved this where it belongs, assholes in the news.

who the hell wants to smell like a jail cell with chihuahuas in it? hah

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12-08-2011, 12:01 PM


Bwahahaha! *applauds*
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12-08-2011, 12:07 PM
i'm going to "create" a lady cop perfume, just slap my name on a bottle of eau du handcuffs with subtle notes of pepper spray.


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12-08-2011, 12:11 PM
I don't think you folks are taking this seriously. So far only two people here has bought any. SallY,user, 7/11, ramseykittens, smegma,cannongirl, OP, MF, what say yee..............
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12-08-2011, 12:11 PM


Me too! I'll think of a name & it will smell like horse.
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12-08-2011, 12:12 PM


Gawddamnit! Failure to quote.
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12-08-2011, 12:20 PM
Smiley_emoticons_smile
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12-08-2011, 01:26 PM
Maggot..you've always had a hard-on for that fugly blonde bitch.
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12-08-2011, 01:45 PM
(12-08-2011, 12:11 PM)Maggot Wrote: I don't think you folks are taking this seriously. So far only two people here has bought any. SallY,user, 7/11, ramseykittens, smegma,cannongirl, OP, MF, what say yee..............

Since she is an idiot I wouldn't buy anything with her name on it. I am sure it smells like some cheap ass crap a teenager might like.

Go with something classic.

You included MF. hahahaaaaa maybe he will tell you what he puts on his body pillows. Eau da Downy!
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12-08-2011, 02:30 PM
Hmmm, new tramp smell would be a bad call I think.
Go with known and trusted: Fendi, Escada, Beautiful, Chloe, White Diamonds

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12-08-2011, 02:52 PM
(12-08-2011, 02:30 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Hmmm, new tramp smell would be a bad call I think.
Go with known and trusted: Fendi, Escada, Beautiful, Chloe, White Diamonds

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I love the smell of Shalimar.
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12-08-2011, 06:11 PM
(12-08-2011, 02:52 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(12-08-2011, 02:30 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Hmmm, new tramp smell would be a bad call I think.
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I love the smell of Shalimar.

What does she look like? Is that Shakiras sister?
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12-08-2011, 06:17 PM
(12-08-2011, 01:26 PM)Misguided Wrote: Maggot..you've always had a hard-on for that fugly blonde bitch.

Lindsay Lohan has nothing on Paris Petunia!
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12-08-2011, 06:23 PM


What would you talk about?
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12-08-2011, 07:30 PM
How the hell do you keep from laughing at yourself posing like that? I could never model. First I'm too fugly and second, I just couldn't pose like that.

One day I'll have to scan and post my highschool portrait. The damn photographer kept telling me to give him my sexiest look (I'm pretty sure he said, "give me a look like you just had sex"). I ended up looking like I'd just swallowed a bug or something. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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12-09-2011, 02:05 AM
I like Paris even though she has big ass feet. I mean BIG ASS FEET.

I don't buy cheap perfume. Sorry.

Just give your wife this:
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Is this a bad time to mention your little one is going to look like Paris when she grows up?
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12-14-2011, 11:41 PM
Maggot don't buy your wife Paris Hilton fragrance, you are going to piss her off. Chanel, Dior, these are my suggestions. They are not cheap, they have class and you will benefit. DONT buy her that tacky fragrance. Don't do it Maggot. That is the best advice I have given you all year.
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12-15-2011, 12:36 AM
(12-14-2011, 11:41 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Maggot don't buy your wife Paris Hilton fragrance, you are going to piss her off. Chanel, Dior, these are my suggestions. They are not cheap, they have class and you will benefit. DONT buy her that tacky fragrance. Don't do it Maggot. That is the best advice I have given you all year.

A shower every day with some Dial soap and you won't need all this perfume crap. j/s.
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12-15-2011, 12:44 AM
User, have you ever smelt the Chanel soap? You can put it in your underwear drawer and everything and it makes your underwear smell nice. It's not that expensive, about $33-$35. Lasts for a while too.
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