Do you ever read the old intros?

[Smegma]

Looks like Frank's been flirting with Duchess since the first day she joined:

http://mockforums.net/thread-3210.html

Then there's mine, which I thought was relatively funny until Sinister popped in:

http://mockforums.net/thread-3187.html

And Moose's intro where things started to get weird in Mock:

http://mockforums.net/thread-2235.html

[Lady Cop]

hahahaha...no i haven't looked at any of them for ages.

[Cracker]

No. Life moves on. That's like taping your Stories so you can watch them over and over.

I only pull up old stuff to note a pattern or if I think someone is lying. Other than that, I follow the river of life.

[crash]

Wait...? Smegma is LMPP? She's back?

I don't know whether to yay or :O.... I really should log in more often

[Lady Cop]

Wait...? Smegma is LMPP? She's back?

I don't know whether to yay or :O.... I really should log in more often

yes you should!

here is the reincarnation of Lumpy:

http://mockforums.net/thread-6881.html

[Duchess]

Looks like Frank's been flirting with Duchess since the first day she joined:

You present that as if it's a novel concept when the reality is you've been commenting on it since 2008.

[FAHQTOO]

I go back sometimes.
Who can resist the memories of Sinister melting into the pit of Mock like the wicked witch of the west?

Cracker would flip her lid daily if she went and seen how Ramseys lips were permanently secured to Sinisters fat ass. They probably still are..

[Smegma]

No. Life moves on. That's like taping your Stories so you can watch them over and over.

I only pull up old stuff to note a pattern or if I think someone is lying. Other than that, I follow the river of life.

So you're saying you never re-watch favorite movies because you "follow the river of life"? What a load of horseshit.

[Smegma]

I go back sometimes.
Who can resist the memories of Sinister melting into the pit of Mock like the wicked witch of the west?

Cracker would flip her lid daily if she went and seen how Ramseys lips were permanently secured to Sinisters fat ass. They probably still are..

Those were some ugly times but it was kind of worth it to see the back of that bitch. I wonder if she ever hooked up with Moose.

[crash]

Sinister's exit was some of my favourite times in Mock. Watching, and being part of, her implosion was some of the best fun I've had on the net

[FAHQTOO]

Sinister's exit was some of my favourite times in Mock. Watching, and being part of, her implosion was some of the best fun I've had on the net

Same here. I think Mock was fine for the most part, until Julie joined.

[crash]

It was almost hysterical how she thought bringing the ex-con boyfriend into Mock would some how make evryone worship her and that everyone would be shitting in their pants and cowering in the corner from him. The two bit thug was royally bitch-slapped and ran from the board like a shot in the arse mongrel dog

[Smegma]

Maybe I'm getting soft but I felt kind of sorry for him, especially after she bragged about how ripped he was and then posted a really sad shirtless photo of him. He didn't stand a chance in here.

[crash]

I felt even sorrier that the best lay he could manage after a few years in prison was her sorry ass... we should have started a Paypal account to get him a half hour in a back alley with Devine Brown; it would have been more upmarket

[Cracker]

I miss all the fun.

Don't y'all blame MF for letting that crazy woman run old Mock?

Do you folks not look down on dirty bikers and criminals? I know I do.

[Smegma]

I was just reading an old thread where Sinister and Moose basically threatened to come to my place of abode and kill me. Oh yeah, good times! LOL, I'm not sure how I manage to get under people's skin but apparently I'm quite good at it.

[crash]

Everytime Frank would begin to wise up, it'd get it's jugs out and he'd be hypnotised again. They're as transparent as each other and both an ambrrassment for males the world over

[Cracker]

I was just reading an old thread where Sinister and Moose basically threatened to come to my place of abode and kill me. Oh yeah, good times! LOL, I'm not sure how I manage to get under people's skin but apparently I'm quite good at it.

Because you are smart. That annoys people. Please keep it to yourself in future. Thanks.

[Cracker]

Everytime Frank would begin to wise up, it'd get it's jugs out and he'd be hypnotised again. They're as transparent as each other and both an ambrrassment for males the world over

MF likes his women a little on the trashy side.

For the life of me, I can't see what they would have in common. MF is a gentle, bleading-heart kind of guy. I can't see him stabbing someone in a bar fight.

[Middle Finger]

Looks like Frank's been flirting with Duchess since the first day she joined:

Those were some fun days ... giving newbies a super hard time. As for flirting with Duchess ... that's an amazing analysis there ...